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Jokes around non‐existent architects

Mohamed Hassan (JOHN) edited this page Nov 30, 2024 · 25 revisions

You do not have to be certified in order to be an architect. Just start on a stable ground. Know what you're building for what project.

FYI/FYA: stable ground means starting as a REAL Junior Java developer [Backend] as below diagram depicts:

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Do you work in a legal-manner or for the favor of terror groups?? Think well πŸ˜‡.


Some of shitty πŸ’© πŸ€ͺ 🀑 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ samples:

Some of the fakely claimed design patterns of software architecture and x0 that do not follow SRP and KISS besides it is infected with production-deployment-syndrome upon implementation in action with the fucken nasty cheap product model.

For green-non-sense-health avoid those illogical terms as AI or BIG-DATA or non-sense shit πŸ’© in data-management or similar wonders and explain always in simple human language. DO NOT MISS SCHOOL πŸ˜‡.

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