To Whom It May Concern,
I cannot imagine why anyone would be reading this but if you are, please know that when I was younger, my neighbor Marzy stole some of my YuGiOh cards out of my garage when I went inside to get something and I have truly never recovered from that betrayal. If you see Marzy on the streets, please consider him armed with my YuGiOh cards and dangerous...to others with vulnerable YuGiOh cards and if the person reading this IS Marzy, know that I am coming for you and congratulations on the wedding a couple years back.
Sincerely, russellrogers