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mythical_linux

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-Phate6660: Don't be a distroist, it's like the Linux equivalent of being a racist.
-Shardion: So Arch users are the ultimate racists?
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 Arctic: Tredix is the king of boomers
 Tredix: Ye- no wait.
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@@ -44,7 +41,9 @@ Phate6660: The problem is that people just don't want to admit to themselves
 Dexter of Ebonheart: > "This branch has no conflicts with the base branch"
 Sharidon: This branch conflicts with my morals
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-Phate6660: Welp, I'm gonna go get coma-stoned, eat some food, and go to bed.
+Phate6660: Don't be a distroist, it's like the Linux equivalent of being
+           a racist.
+Shardion: So Arch users are the ultimate racists?
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 Phate6660: Tfw Gentoo and LFS are too easy but Debian is a hurdle you will never get over.
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@@ -53,7 +52,7 @@ Phate6660: Who hurt you in your life so much that you would want to use Debian?
 Phate6660: I gave up. Debian mentally broke me. It made me hate Linux for a while.
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 Sharidon: quiet, gentoo user
-go change runlevel to 0 (please dont)
+          go change runlevel to 0 (please dont)
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 Tredix: .iam Powershell
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@@ -62,3 +61,7 @@ Tredix: am I done with distro-hopping? I think so.
 Tredix: > "the dick only makes it better"
 Phate6660: Probably the truest thing I've read on this server.
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+dmt: @Phate6660 I get that. Also, don't microwave PC parts, that's a serious fire hazard.
+dmt: Use a blowtorch instead.
+Phate6660: Oh, good idea. I have like a couple of those lying around somewhere.
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