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fight-club-license.md

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+# The Fight Club License
+
+1. You do not talk about the FIGHT CLUB LICENSE.
+
+2. You DO NOT talk about the FIGHT CLUB LICENSE.
+
+3. If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the project is over.
+
+4. Only two developers to a project.
+
+5. One project at a time.
+
+6. No shirts, no shoes.
+
+7. Projects will go on as long as they have to.
+
+8. If this is your first time reading the FIGHT CLUB LICENSE, you HAVE to license your next project under the FIGHT CLUB LICENSE.

schrodinger-license.md

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+# The Schrödinger License
+
+The Schrödinger License is licensed under the terms of The Schrödinger License. 
+
+## Definitions
+
+1. "Observe" is defined in the quantum physics sense of the term.
+
+2. "Observer" is defined as one who observes.
+
+3. "All material" is defined as everything influenced in any fashion by an observer of licensed material after the observer has observed the licensed material, including, but not limited to, any derivative, creative, or destructive works, any tangible or intangible things the observer comes in contact with, any tangible or intangible things that come in contact with things that the observer has come in contact with, any tangible or intangible things that come in contact with things that come in contact with things that the observer has come in contact with, to an infinite level of recursion. 
+
+## Terms
+
+1. The licensed material may not be observed. 
+
+2. The licensed material may not simultaneously be observed and not observed.
+
+3. The licensed material must simultaneously be observed and not observed. 
+
+4. Observing the licensed material will require the observer to license all material under The Schrödinger License.
+
+## Exceptions
+
+1. The Schrödinger License does not apply if the licensed material is a Schrödinger's Cat currently being observed in a Schrödinger's Box experiment.

stallman-license.md

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+# The Stallman License
+
+The Stallman License is licensed under the terms of The Stallman License.
+
+## Definitions
+
+1. "RMS" is defined as the Richard Matthew Stallman responsible for the development and writing of the GNU General Public License versions 2 and 3 and the founding of the Free Software Foundation. 
+
+2. "his descendants" are defined as biological or adoptive children of RMS, the heirs of RMS in any fashion, any organisms made using genetic material from RMS, any intelligences, artificial or otherwise, made using a brain state of RMS as a template, and/or any entities claiming to be the descendant of RMS.
+
+## Terms
+
+1. The licensed work may not be used by RMS or his descendants.
+
+## Exceptions
+
+1. None.