Core: Cache augment data on startup

[zach2good]

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What does this pull request do?

Closes #6441

We absolutely shouldn't be querying for static data at runtime... ever... for any reason... lol

Also while looking at this, we seem to store the data in the db sanely, but we're doing some sort of sillybuggers about negative values once we load it? Will need some investigation. Did this quickly on my lunch break, need to fire this up and test on my Windows machine before merging.

[WinterSolstice8]

I cherry picked this in, seems to work fine