IIITD ham.txt

Husband Suhag raat pe- Tum ne kabhi Blue Film Dekhi Hai? Wife- Haa 1 Bar. Husbnd-Hum wahi Karenge. Wife- Wo Thik Hai,Par Baaki 2 Ladke Tum Laoge Ya Main bulalu 
Husband n wife were opening joint bank ac Husband put d passwrd as 'penis'wife fell off her chair laughing when computer screen said-password not long enough 
indagi me 5 cheez kabhi bhi aa sakti h 'Hum' 'Hamari call' 'Humara msg' 'Humari misS call' OR...OR..OR... 'HAMARI YAAD' kyun...aayi Na..
Why do Muslims hate Pigs !!? becz- Pigs produce more babies than muslims.. EGO PROBLEM.!
Incase Notice koi na dekha ho,aj evry clas md jake ekbar announc kar dena.
In your life, when you wake up; dont see any one, then come to me, i ll be there to hold ur hand,take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
In world 6 things r GOD's gifts 1 mother's love 2 father's advice 3 brother's care 4 sis's fight 5 Kisi ka pyar & 6.Oye apni DOSTI gdmrng
in workshop.
In which condition, men start sweating in 10 mins & women want to go ON & ON & ON? Think.. Think..  SHOPPING :-D God bless ur naughty mind..! 
In way
IN UR FRND CRCLEsbse sweet-sbse sidha-sbse feku-sbse cute-sbse frank-sbse selfish-sbse kamina-sbse special-sbse hot-ur fav-rply must fastjarur krna
is ajnbi dunia me akle 1 khwab hu, swalon se khafa chota sa jawab hu me,jo na smajh sake unk lie ajnbi,or jo samajh sake unk lie khuli kitab hu me...!!!Gudnyt
In the lift
In the hand of life its not important to hold all the good relation...But its more important how good u behave with the relation which u hold.:
In The End We Only Regret The Chances We Didnt Take. The Relationships We Were Scared To Have And The Decisions We Waited Too Long To Make. There Comes A Time In Your Life When You Realise Who Matters, Who Doesnt,  Who Never Did  And  Who Always Will,  So Dont Worry About The People From Your Past Theres A Reason They Didnt Make It To Your Future. So Only Send This To The People In Your Life Who Matter...  I Just Did..!! 
Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?...'coz they don't have balls to scratch!
In the corridor of a government office there was a signboard reading, Do not make noise.  someone added: Otherwise we may wake up. 
In ThE c0oKiE oF LiFe, FriEnDs ArE tHe ChOcOLaTe ChiPs ThAt MaKe LiFe SwEeT, sUrPriSiNg & YuMmY..tHaNk u fOr BeiNg ThE YuMmY cHoCO cHiP oF mY LIFE.Good night:-)
In ten minutes.
In se baat kr le, wo bta denge 
In rum.
In room...nt coming...
Is  Fuel  Really Costly?GO AHEAD, READ ON..I filled up my vehicles fuel tank, and I thought fuel has become really expensive ..HahahaBut when I compared it with other  liquids and with some calculations, I felt a little better...Here are the results below..Petrol : Rs.50  per litre..Coca Cola 330ml CAN : Rs.25i.e. Rs.76 per litre..Nariyal paani 200ml Rs.25i.e. Rs. 125 per litre..Pantene conditioner 400ml Rs.165i.e. Rs.413 per litre..Parachute oil100ml Rs21i.e. Rs210.00 per litre..n dis is d REAL KICKERLexmark inkjet color ink cartridge 21ml Rs.950i.e. Rs.45238 per litre..!!So dont curse  Petrol  rates ? be glad your byk/car doesnt run on ink cartridge, coke, hair oil etc.. :-):-D;-)JAO AUR PETROL PHUKOO..!!: :-P
In raghav sir cls 
In our life hapiness is more imp than smile because smile cums from lips but, happiness cums from heart.......:-D
Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? . . . coz they dont have balls to scratch!
In my dream, U & ME went 2 a wishwell, I bent down threw a coin & made a wish, U bent down a litle more N fell into d well.. I shouted, 'Oh teri it works' 
In mrng around 12pm. 
In maths exam, Santa got one question.. Prove Sin x = 6n.. Santa cancelled 'n' from both the sides. Then six = 6 & wrote Dont mess with Santa d great. :-)
In lyf relations have many names...But the best 1 is FRIENDSHIP...Mom says- Tell me beta wats ur prblm,.I m like ur frnd na!..Dad says- Dnt feel scared,.Take me as ur frnd beta....Bro/sis says-Come on buddy dnt hide anythng frm me...I m like ur frnd....Lover says- Come on sweetheart...Treat me as ur frnd........Only frnd says: ha mujhe kyo bataega,.I m not ur frnd na.....dedicated to al my frnds!
in lyf god dun gv u d ppl u want..insteadt he gvs u d ppl u need,2 hurt u,2 luv u & 2 make u xactly d way he wntsu 2 b THE BEST gunnyt!!! - via WAY2SMS.COM 
In life, we sometimes feel that all doors r now closed 4 us... If that happens with U.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Contact, DAYA- CID...:- Tod Dega...:-D 
In life, we sometimes feel that all doors are now closed for us.... If that happens with you, . . . . . . . . . . . . . Contact, DAYA- CID. :-D:-P 
Is  Fuel  Really Costly? GO AHEAD, READ ON.. I filled up my vehicle's fuel tank, and I thght fuel has become really expensive . But whn I compared it with other  liquids nd with some calculations , I felt a little better. Here r d results below.. Petrol : Rs. 64.97 per litre.. Coca Cola 330ml can : Rs.25 i.e. Rs.76 per litre.. Nariyal paani  200ml Rs.25 i.e. Rs. 125 per litre.. Pantene conditioner 400ml Rs.165 i.e. Rs.413 per litre.. Parachute oil 100ml Rs21 i.e. Rs210.00 per litre.. n dis is d REAL KICKER Lexmark inkjet color ink cartridge  21ml Rs.950 i.e. Rs.45238 per litre..!! So think before u say anythng...... So don't curse  Petrol  rates ? b glad ur byk/car doesn't run on ink cartridge, coke, hair oil etc..:-):-D;-) JAO AUR PETROL PHUKOO..!! :) 
In Life We Somtimes Feel That All Doors r Now closed 4 Us If That Happens In Yor Life, Remember These Words- A CLOSED DOOR ISN'T ALWAYS LOCKED...
Why do engineers sleep for long hours..?? fantastic answer said.. our dreams r always big...:-) 
In Life there are 5 things u shud never lose...... +ve Attitude...Heart...Hope...Self respct...and...Well u know the sender's name
In Life there are 5 things U should never lose.+ve AttitudeTrustHopeSelf respect&Well ab aur kya bataon, U know the senders name..gud mrng,-)
In life many people help u when it suits THEM, But very few help u when it suits YOU, Make the FEW ur FRIENDS but Be the FEW to the MANY....gudnght:-):-):-):-) 
In life LOVE is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when LOVE is real, It becomes your PLAN for life and your reason for living...:)
In life if you dont adore or appreciate anything you will be filled with negativity n so a person can fall into depression. . Good morning. . Jai sri ram :-)
In lif, dnt b slow so dat U miss me .. ..Dnt be 2 fast dat I miss U .. ..Jst Be Wid me, So dat we R 2gethr 4 d MOMENT called FOREVER.. ...:-) tc
In library...
In lab???
irst no. Is 7688443092262767 and the second no. Is 457352573996622
In lab 2.
In japan_ Chin cha chu In south africa_ Hula hula hu In china_ Chin pang pu In Hawai_ Hu Lu Lu . . . In india_ Pagal hai tu! 
In HAPPY moment- Dn't forget me In Difficult moment- trust me In Quiet moment- call me In Painful moment- tell me & In Free moment-miss me.:-) 
In future How will i identify ur kids in clasroom? Its simple i ll just check who is erasing his notes wen d teacher is cleaning d board!  gudnyt 
In frndship words can go unspoken, yet still b undrstood, Thats y I'm sure tat though i don't say it often,u knw hw I value U. n u knw I mean it!
In exam hall a girl 2 santa: mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do.Baki main likh lungi. SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha, fir dhire se bola: The
In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant. In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' m 
In English- Gd 9t. In Deshi- Subhratri.In Urdu- Sabbakhair.In Telgu- Pandankopo.Apun ka style chal ludhak le
In English- Gd 9t. In Deshi- Subhratri. In Urdu- Sabbakhair. In Telgu- Pandankopo. Apun ka style chal ludhak le
why didn't you call? :(
Irony of lyf: Footwears dat v wear r sold in AC shwrooms bt vegtabls dat v eat, r sold on footpath. Ppl v love, ignore us bt Ppl v ignore, love us.!! Gudnite
IN ENGLISH gd nit IN HINDI shubh ratri IN URDU shabba khair IN KANNAD yara nadi IN TELUGU pandanko po APUN KA STYLE chal ludak le. GUD.NGT 
In D Xam A Studnt Wasnt Prepard,Lft D Page BlankN At D Bottom drew Flowrs NWrote.In D Memory Of My Memory,which Recntly Passed Away.:-D 
In d Life, We don't need many Relationships to be maintained.. We just need to see that the Relationship We have maintained, has Life in it.! Gud nite! 
In d Book of Life,d Page Yestrdy is over,d Page 2day is being writen n d page future is blank.So write d Best U can,coz on dis Book,Eraser dosnt work gd nyt
In college,she came in my life I looked at her. She came n began 2 speak I didnt listen n when she began 2 leave I ran after her requestin Mam..mam ATTENDANCE.
In cls. Bol? 
In cls 
Why dere ws no need? Bad mein mein hi fasta 
in class. 
in class?
Irony at its best...- Two questions asked to indian women in a survey -Q- Do u believe in having sex with a total stranger ?A- Yuck !! Never.Q- Do u believe in arranged marriages ? A- Yes. Ofcourse !;);)
in class :* also battery little low.
in class :*
In class :-/
in class
in case u stil haven't told ur mom tht m nt coming...then u cn tell her tht evn u didn kno n tht all d calls u misd of myn, wer to tell u tht i hv to go to colg tom(today) to see my pprs so i cnt meet u. n if u cn make ur mom stay away during d second half on saturday, den it is on.
In case of fire read this message..............I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU GOBAR!
In car ryt nw. Text me or w8 till i reach der.
In between if u get ne break talk to me
Why are Earthquakes increasing? . . With 300 crore people making LOVE every night around the world how can u expect the Earth to be still!!  :-D:-D:-D 
In any relationship, the essence of trust is in it's bond.So, hold the hand of the person whom you love, rather than expecting them to hold urs. .! :-) 
ironically, i feel d exact same way u used to feel abt me several months bck. i miss u n wana tok to u wen m nt on d fone wid u. bt i get so pisd off n disgusted by u d moment i tok to u, tht i wana disconnect immediately without evn saying bye. ps- don't bother calling, coz guess wot? m nt interested in toking to u! gn.
In an interviewInterviewer: How does an electric motor run?Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dh*smsgupshup.com
In all it's festive glory comes Christmas,& brings a chance to wish u moments 2 rejoice throughout d year. M�RR� CHRI�TMA�  & HAPP� N�W ��AR        nitin 
IN ADVNCE..:-) may god bless u in 2011!
In a party, a beautiful girl aproached a guy n asked-r u goin 2 dance? Guy felt so happy and said yes D girl said thats gud,so can i have ur chair:-D:-D
In a park 2 lovers eating chips by lookng into each other's eyes...  Girl: Dear,wt r u thinkng rite now? Boy: tu mujse zyada chips kha rhi hai bhukki. 
In a lift,man's elbow acidntly touchd lady's brest Man-If ur heart is as soft as ur breast u'll 4gve me Ldy-If ur penis is as hard as ur elbow m in Room82. :D 
In a Kiss: 0.7gm protein 0.45 gm fat 0.19 gm chemical 50 variety of bacteria will die.. This is true.. So catch ur lover n start kissing and b healthy... Gn 
In a crowded bus, a boy touches a girl's hips... Girl: dekhiyen, aap ye achchha nahi kar rahe hai. Boy: itni bhid mein isse achchha kaise karu? 
In a class lady teacher to students Always use condom to prevent aids. A girl:mam agar apko koi kahe ki kulfi ko lifafe me dalkar chuso to kya apko swad aayega 
In a Botany class, Teacher-Its b'coz of the growth harmones, a ripen fruit falls off the tree! Sardar-Poor Newton! He thought they fall coz of gravity!;-) Gn 
Ironical Thought So TrUe :- Loneliness is a Special Enjoyment When Chosen by Ourself...:-) Bt Hard 2 Digest When Gifted by OthErs.. 
In a battle, a soldier prepared to bring his wounded friend back from the field. His Captian said,  Its of No use! ur friend must be dead. But soldier still goes &  brings back his friend. Seeing the dead body, Captain says I told you its of no worth. He's dead. The soldier replies.... No sir, it was really of worth. When I got to him, my friend saw me, smiled & said his last words.  I KNEW U'll COME. . 
In a battle, a soldier prepared to bring his wounded friend back from the field. His Captian said,  Its of No use! ur friend must be dead. But soldier still goes & brings back his friend. Seeing the dead body, Captain says I told u its of no worth. He's dead. The soldier replies No sir, it was really of worth. When I got to him, my friend saw me, smiled & said his last words.  I KNEW U'll COME. . Dedicated to allGreat friends..
In a bathroom , a boy touches a girl everywhere ! U know whose that boy ? Stupid it's lifeboy soap ! Dirty ppl alwz think drty.. 
Why are condoms transparent?? so that sperms can atleast enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted... 
In a Bar, a man attended a phn-call:  Hello! Yes Honey. Wife: Darling, I'am in a shopping mall. Shall I buy Jewellery worth Rs. 1 LAKH? Man: Sure Honey. Wife: 1 Silk-Saree worth Rs. 20000 dear, shall I? Man: One saree not enough honey, tak 1 more. Wife: Ok dear, I hv ur credit-card. Shall I use now? Man: Sure, with pleasure. All frnz asked him aftr he put down his mobile: U luv ur wife dis much? Man: EXCUSE ME, WHO's MOBILE IS THIS? 
In a bar, a man attended a call: Hello. . Yes Honey. Wife: Darling, I'm in shopping mall. Shall I buy jewellery worth Rs. 1 lakh ? Man: Sure Honey. Wife: 1 silk saree worth Rs.20000, shall I ? Man: 1 saree nt enough honey, take 1 more. Wife: Ok dear, I hv ur credit-card. Shall I use nw? Man: Sure, with pleasure. All frnds asked him after he put down his mobile: U luv ur wife dis much? Man: EXCUSE ME, WHO'S MOBILE IS DIS? 
In 3 words i cn sum up, Evrythng i learnd abt lyf: it goes on..'' Evrythng i learnd abt luv: it doesn't last.. Evrthng i learnd abt ppl: dey change fast..
In 2 mins, gng to get rdy 4 colg.
In 1980,IDBI rejected Ambani's loan..bt nw Ambani is plannin 2 buy IDBI. Dis shows nthng is imposble.. Today ICICI rejected my loan... Anywaz.. Gud nyt 
In 1935 american govt. had killed a person on 1st satday of Aug, the next day his frend died commiting suicide.In his memory americon govt. had declared 1st Sunday of every Aug as Friendship day.On dis 73rd friendship day.I wish u 2 send dis story 2 all friends '!HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY IN ADVANCE
irl: What Do You Prefer- Legs or Breasts??? Sardar: I Love Pussy! Girl Slaps him & says : You are not in a whore house. This is Kentucky Fried Chicken.(KFC
Yr,dis week toh i hav my summr prjc evaluatn..so m reely bzy..may b nex week den.. u'r free til wen? 
in ;->:):-PB-)
Imprtance of THUMB - child use it 4 chewing, Illiterate ppl use it 4 sign, winners 4 victory & my FANS use it 4 reading my msgs Oh..U too? Crazy fans! 
Impossible may be spelled asI m possible..........buh.....nevr spell Rajnikant asRajni cnt.it hurts. MIND IT ;)
Important News..My heart4 Sale..100%Discount..PlzInformToAllUrFemale friends...!!Last date istomorowFebruary14th.. so hurry up..!
IMPORTANT MSG:-DrIviNg krTe TiMe DriNk Na kaRe,Qki,SPEED BREAKER AA JAANE SE PEG GIR SAKTA HE..!!
Important Health tips:> Answer the phone by left ear.> Dont take medicine with cold water.> Dont have huge meals after 5 pm.> Drink more water in the morning, less at night.> Best sleeping time is from 10 pm to 4 am> Dont lie down immediately after taking medicine.> When battery is down to last bar, dont answer the phone, as the radiation is 1000 times stronger.! Convey this to those whom u care for.Kindness costs nothing...
Important Health Tips: >Answer the phone by left ear. >Dont take medicine wd cold water. >Dont have huge meals after 5pm. >Drink more water in the morning, less at night.  >Best sleeping time is from 10 pm to 4 am.  >Dont lie down immeditely after taking medicine. >When battery is down to last bar,dont answer the phone,as the radiation is 1000 times stronger. >Donot put the phone to ur ear immediately after dialing the no. as the radiations are maximum and can damage the ear. Let the caller pick the call then put the phone to ur ear. Forward this to people you care about. Kindness costs nothing. 
IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE...  (%).. BOY- Tere 12th me kitne percentage the? GIRL- 97% B- Baap re Itne me to kisi gareeb k 2 bache pass ho jate... 
Why a person with a broken heart does not need General Knowledge ?????????? cz 'Jab Dil hi toot gaya, toh  'G.K'  kya karenge!! 
irl: kon ho tum boy: hasrat tumharì girl: takte ho kya ? boy: surat tumhari. girl: karte ho kya? boy: pooja tumhari girl: kafir ho kya? boy: aise he sahi girl: chahte ho kya ? boy: mohhabat tumhari girl: pachtao ge? boy: kismat hmari. girl: married hoon mein? boy: pehle bhonk Deti Manhoos narii
zyada itrao mat . english meko bi aati hai :-P
Importance of percentage.. Boy: Teri 12 me kitni %age thi? Girl: 97%..  Boy: Baap re! Itne me to kisi gareeb k 2no bacche pass ho jate..!! 
Immediately.
Imitinef Mercilet' is a medicine which cures blood cancer. Its available free of cost at Adyar Cancer Institue in Chennai, Banglore, Trivandrum, Kovai Rama Krishna hospital. Create Awareness. It might help someone. Forward to as many as U can. IF NOT, 4WARD ATLEAST 2 ONE WHO CAN FORWARD MANY. 
ime: 63 mins approx
Imagine.. Urself in a boat which is sinking. Sharks all round u.Wat u can do 2save ur self? very simple yaar.. stop imagining.. 
IMAGINE u n me joined NASA AFTER 1 MONTH, they will change their name frm NASA to SATYANASA ;-)
Imagine the world widout GIRLS...galiya sunsancollege viranduniya pareshantanha insanna jaanuna jaanhar taraf bas  DOSTANA& JAI HANUMAN.!!
Imagine 10years from now!Ul be a gud spouse! A parent of 2 mayb. Gettin a chance 2 visit d college was ur dream since uve left! U came! U c d long pA HILARIOUS MSG 4M A FRUSTATED VICTIM OF CHAIN MSGS... I want 2 thank all my frnds who have 4wded chain msgs 2 me in 2009 and continuing.. BCOZ OF URathways of fate lyin lonely ahead wid bundles of scatterd leaves fallen frm d tree of luv!D tree of hope..! De tree under which once friendship was made! KINDNESS: 1) I stopd drinkin Coca cola aftr i found dat its gud 4 removing toilet stains. 2)i stopd going 2 movies 4 fear of sitting on a needle infecU fell in love wid sum1! Lonely classrums wid a gentle breeze frm de window of change!Fills in d thoughts of d past! Pictures of ur frnds flash thruh urtd with AIDS. 3)4wded hundreds of msgs bt still waiting 4 free balance... 4)i smell lyk rottn egg since i stppd usin deos coz de cause cancer.. 5)i al mind like photographs!The moments u spared 2gethr..!D sadness dt they r all gone!Their voice haunt ur thoughts!Only memories wud b ther in place of ur fso donatd all my savings 2 7 yr old poor girl who was abt 2 die in hospitl abt 7000 times.. 6) made 100 wishes b4 4wdin those Ganesh, devi maas pics etriends!In d darkness of ur memories!In d darkness of ur thoughts!Ur mind will slowly wisper...!! HEAVEN WAS HERE...! ONCE...! c. Now mst of those wishs r already married. nw if u dont snd dis msg 2 at least 15 ppl in next 10 scnds, a bird wll pee on ur head 2day....
Why a person with a broken heart does not need General Knowledge ?????????? Bcoz'Jab Dil hi toot gaya, to  'G.K'  kya karenge!! Gn.. 
Imagine 10years from now!U'l be a gud spouse!A parent of 2 mayb. Gettin a chance 2 visit d college was ur dream since u've left!U came! U c d long pA HILARIOUS MSG 4M  A FRUSTATED VICTIM OF CHAIN MSGS...I want 2 thank all my frnds who have 4wded chain msgs 2 me in 2009 and continuing..B'COZ OF URathways of fate lyin lonely ahead wid bundles of scatterd leaves fallen frm d tree of luv!D tree of hope..! De tree under which once friendship was made! KINDNESS:1) I stopd drinkin Coca cola aftr i foun
IRL: I'm sure ki duniya mein sab se badi tumhari Lulli hai! GUY: (excited) Achcha! Woh kaise? GIRL: Kyonki is ke baad Lund ki category shuru hoti hai.
Imagination is more important thn knwledge,bcoz knwledge is limited,bt imagnation encircle the world.
Imagin d world widout girls...Parks empty,Theatres silent,Police at rest,Mobile company on loss,No naach, no gaana,n evrywhr karan johars Dostana....;-)
Imaandari ki misaal-  Ek Ladki Ka Gang Rape Ho Raha Tha. Aur Wo Chila-Chila K Keh Rahi Thi  Kamino Koi To CONDOM LAGAO, Nahi To Sab Ko AIDS Ho Jayega...
Im xtra notes(numericals) colect it by 2dy...
Im out . And tat donkey is cuttin and colourin his hair . 
Im out . And tat donkey is cuttin and colourin his hair .
Im not thinkin anythin . Now tell wat u meant by tat im thinkin somethin
Im not tellin him to change his usual habit but wants tat some habit should be add in him. 
Im just givin u time 2 miss me! 
Im in blue line metro. Cn u take stuf frm my hostel at around 930 ?
IRL: I'm sure ke duniya mey sab se badi tumhari Lulli hain! GUY: (excited) Achcha! Woh kaise? GIRL: Kyon ki is ke baad Lund ki category shuru hoti hai
im from tata indicom office gtk
Im feelin very borin. No one is in my room . So jus thought of disturbin u . Pallab i dont know wat he is doin 
Im feelin very borin. No one is in my room . So jus thought of disturbin u . Pallab i dont know wat he is doin
ilence & smile r 2 powerful tools... Smile is d way 2 SOLVE many problems silence is d way 2 AVOID many problems... So hav a silent smile always... GudmrngB-
Il ttyl.
Il tl u wen i cum 2 tak d buk!
il jit len wo najar ham bhi rakhte h katl kar den wo jigar ham b rakte h apse wada h hamara muskurana ka warna ankho me samundar ham b rakhte 
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Ik var  JATTAN di meeting si.jatt Punjab nu Azad karvan da Plan bana rae si. jatt 1 :Apan Punjab nu India kolo azad ta kralange par Punjab nu develop kida karange? jatt 2:Apan America te attack karange,oh sanu jit ke apne nal mila lauga te dvlopment hoju. jatt khush hoge. Ik Buzurg jatt  chupchap baitha si.Bakian ne puchea,ki hoea?  jatt:Baki ta thik hai par by chance je apan AMERICA jit lea fer. 
Whts the Coolest thing about Examination Hall? Its d only Place where You can Openly say to a Girl 'dikha de na pls, main 2min me kar lunga.;-)B-)
irl to Ramdev - if i kiss a boy to kya hoga? Baba - narak me jaogi. Girl - Acha agar aapko kiss karu to? Baba- chalak ladki swarg me jana chahti hai. Heheh
Ik Onkar- God is one. Satnam- His name is true. Karta Purakh- He is maker of the whole world. Nirbhau- He is Fearless. Nirvair- He never hates any1. Akaal Murat- He is beyond the time. He is immortal. Ajooni- He neither borns nor dies. Saibhang- Neither any1 has created him nor any1 gave him birth. guruprasad-only true guru can help us to meet him. spread the golden words! 
ij.....Gud nite.
IITian's luv letter- My dear luv, yesterday, I was passing by ur rectangular house in trigonometric lane. Der I saw u wit ur cute circular face, conical A couple went 2 a sex therapist & askd, Will u watch us hvng sex? The dr. lukd puzld but agreed. Whn d cupl finishd, dr. said, Thr's nthng wrng wtnose, & spherical eyes in ur triangular garden.B4 seeing u my heart was a null set, but wen a vector of magnitude 4m ur eyes at deviation of theta radianh ur intrcourse, & chrgd 300.. Dis hpnd 4 many weeks.. Finali d dr. askd, Wats exctly ur prblm? Man said: She's married, i'm married, so made a tangent to my heart it differentiated. My luv 4u is a quardratic equation with real root which only u can solve by making it a simple equation v cnt use our houses, Oberoi is 9,500 nd taj is 9,000. Bt, here v pay 300, & get 250 frm mediclaim! -Thts tax planning. 
IIT-JEE question: Mom is 21 yrs older than child.After 6 yrs mom will be 5 times as old as child. Q:Where's the dad? . . . . . Sol: M=C+21 I   .     *      . *     .  * .     GooD *     . *   .    . * .      *  .  NighT     .         *       .    .*     . *     .    *      .  *  .      .* . n 6 years: M+6=(C+6)x5, C+21+6=(C+6)5 C+27=5C+30 C=-3/4 So child is -3/4 yrs old i.e child will be born in 9 months. So dad is right now on top of MOM.SweeT DreamS 
IIT-JEE question: Mom is 21 yrs older than child...After 6 yrs mom will be 5 times as old as child.... Ques: Where is dad? Sol: M=C+21 In 6 years: M+6=m also gud! she lives in panchkula only! hd been fr a muvi n outn sorts wid frnz na on sat. so mommy said meet her also , wil get bck colg tmrw mrng via (C+6)x5, C+21+6=(C+6)5 C+27=5C+30 C = -3/4 So child is -3/4 yrs old i.e child will be born in 9 months So dad is right now on top of MOM! 
IIT-JEE question: Mom is 21 yrs older than child...After 6 yrs mom will be 5 times as old as child.... Ques: Where is dad? Sol: M=C+21 In 6 years: M+6=(C+6)x5, C+21+6=(C+6)5 C+27=5C+30 C = -3/4 So child is -3/4 yrs old i.e child will be born in 9 months So dad is right now on top of MOM! 
wht hapnd??? :-/ 
IIT-JEE Exam has been postponed to 12th May, 2009. For further details, log on to the site.... www.may-me-kaun-se-jhande-gaad-lAn army officer married & discovers on d 1st nite tht his wife is havng periods, He sends emergency letter to general Red alert at front, extend leav oge.com all the best for tomgeneral replies-attack frm back & report 
IIT was f9  but not 2 gud maths was ruthlesnd urs
IIT Mumbai Exam best question: Spell d wordCOWin 13 letters Topperz couldnt Answer but back bench Boy .! wrote .. SEE O DOUBLE YOU Think different! 
irl take a life when they cheat boys in love. (suicide) But boys give a new life when they cheat girls... (baby) Moral: boys r always kind hearted.
Iit kgp me notic laga hai Mtech-phd intrigreted rs300 ka frm varne se hoga net par dekh lo. 
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Iiit mail pe aa...
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ight is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Good Night & Sweet Dreams Tk Car
Wht did bill gate's wife say whn she saw him naked for d first time? oh shit! now i know why u call it MICRO SOFT. 
iGate me apply karna hai? 27th ko hai
ife:Kal rat tum nind me muje galiya de rahe the. Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui h. Wife:Kaisi galat fehmi? Husband:Yehi ki mai nind me tha
ife will never Provide Warranties & Guarantees.It can only Provide Possibilities & Opportunities.Its upto us 2 convert them into success.Hv a nice life.
Why does it take a 'million' sperms to fertilise one egg? Ans: Male Ego again... Not even one will ask for directions!!! ;-):-):-):-) Hv a gud day :) 
ife to husband: Tumhe pyar karna nahi aata.Husband: To kya ye 3 bachche internet se download kiye hain?Wife: nahi ye to sharma ji ki pen drive se liye hain
ife is-- Wat we wnt we dnt get.. Wat we gt we r nt satisfied.. Wat we xpect nvr hapens & Wat we hate gnerally repeats..
ife is like a race btwn Cat n Rat. Rat mostly wins coz the Cat is running 4 food n Rat 4 its Life.Remember 'Purpose' is more important than 'NeeD'..
ife is at its weakst wen there r more doubts than trust;but life is at its strongst wen u learn how 2 trust inspite of the doubts
If1=52=253=1254=6255=??Think, b4 scroling dwnAns is 1!Remember the First Line1=5Moral :Dont Complicate Simple Problems in Life!
If you were Santa claus, what would you leave under the X'mas tree for me?..rly is must.
Husband & wife was playing golf & ball goes inside a house.  They enter the house & saw broken bottle & a man.  Man - I want to thank you.I am genie that was trapped for 1000 years in bottle.I will give you each 1 wish,and I will keep 1 for myself.. Husband-I want a billion dolars.. Wife-I want a house in every country of the world.. Genie-done.. Husband-And what is your wish'' genie?  Genie-Well, since I havn't loved woman in a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife.. The husband said, we'll get lot of money. I guess I would not mind. The genie took the wife upstairs and made love with her for two hours. Genie looked at the wife and said, How old is your husband?? 35- she said. Genie-Really? And he still believes in genies!!!! :-P 
If you try to hurt others, you will only succeed in hurting yourself. . . Good morning. Jai sri ram. :-)
If you succeed in tricking someone, never think he is a Fool, Realise its because he trusted you much more than you deserved.
If you re in a bad situation, don t worry it ll change. If you re in a good situation, don t worry it ll change.
irl kisses a boy on his face and the boy gets a mark of her lipstick. Boy: Ye kya kiya? Girl: Kuch accha karne me daag lage to DAAG ACHCHE HAIN Na. :D ;
If you re going through hell, keep going.
If you love two persons at the same time,always choose the 2nd one bcoz if the 1st was perfect for you then the other would never have arrived at all.
If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, then u disconnect yourself from what u truly want & all that is left is compromise. Gm
If you have the will to win, you have achieved half your success. If you dont, you have achieved half your failure. . Good morning Jai sri ram :-)
If you have food in your fridge, clothes on your rack, a roof over your head, and a place to sleep, You are richer than 75% of the entire world...If you have money in your wallet, a little change and can go anywhere you want, You are among the top 8% of the worlds wealthy...If you woke up this morning with more health than illness, You are more blessed than the million people who wont survive this week and die...If you can actually READ this message and understand it, You are more fortunate than the 3 Billion people in the world who cannot see, dont know english, or suffer being mentally retarded...Life is not about stupid exams, silly girl/guy who dumped you, or whatever else that does not matter at all...Its all about a thousand other reasons to be happy & live this precious life happily, which itself is a gift!!Read this n apply in ur life
If you have food in your fridge, clothes on your rack, a roof over your head, and a place to sleep, You are richer than 75% of the entire world... If you have money in your wallet, a little change and can go anywhere you want, You are among the top 8% of the worlds wealthy... If you woke up this morning with more health than illness, You are more blessed than the million people who wont survive this week and die... If you can actually READ this message and understand it, You are more fortunate than the 3 Billion people in the world who cannot see, dont know english, or suffer being mentally retarded... Life is not about stupid exams, silly girl/guy who dumped you, or whatever else that does not matter at all... Its all about a thousand other reasons to be happy & live this precious life happily, which itself is a gift!!
If you have d ability to stand tall even after u hv been betrayed by ur dear ones, Just a smile wil punish dem more dan ur words...!:)Gdmng...
Wht cls do we hv and at wht tym?
if you get some free time, please put free messages in your phone.
If you feel that you cant smile, stand before a mirror and with your fingers pull your mouth into a smile. It is that important! Good morning Jai sri ram:-)
irl kises a boy on face and boy gets mark of lipstick Girl-oh sorry U get a mark on ur face Boy-Kuch achha karne se agar dag lagte hai to daag achhe hai
If you dont like any rule,Just follow it, reach the top & change the rule. : Bill Gates.. Good Night.. Have a nice day ahead..
If you do anything wrongly for a long time, you will find it difficult to overcome your bad habit. . . Good morning . . Jai sri ram. :-)
If you can't find the right words 4 a certain situation, just give dat person a hug. Words have the potential to confuse, but hugs never lie....
If you can't find the right words 4 a certain situation, just give dat person a hug.Words have the potential to confuse,but hugs never lie...$
if you can, call me once you're on your way back.
If u worry about a trouble it becomes double but when you smile at it,it disapears like a bubble so always keep smiling HAPPY NAVRATRI :-) :-)
If u want 2 see how rich u r, then don't count ur money.Just drop a tear from ur eye & see how many hands come 2 hold it........:-)
If u wait for happy moments,, U will wait forever..But if u start believing that u r happy,, u will be happy forever.. Boy propoz 2 grl:Ye Raat,Ye subah,ye Hawa,Ye Chand,Ye Ghatayen,Ye Nadia,Ye Kinare Girl: Pyar Kr Rha H Ya Environmental Study padha rha hai... 2 Sardar train k piche baag rhe the..1chadh gaya, to train me logo ne khaWELLDONESardar-khaak well doneJana to use tha,Mai to chhodne aaya tha.........
Whrever u r,whtever u do,1 heart will always beat 4 u.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ur own stupid..:-P Happy April Fool's Day..!!:-D 
If u trust sum1,trust till the end; whtevr d results may be in the end eithr u'l hv a very good frnd or a very good lesson....
irl 2 Baba Ramdev if I Kiss a Boy Wat Wil Hppn.Baba-Narak me Jaoge.Girl-Acha Apko Karu to?Baba-Chalak Ladki Swarg Mai Jana Chahti Hai....
if u tell me by 5pm, i'll get ready without waxing n come in my blue western dress (u haven't seen it). :(
If U Stand 4 Any Reason, Be Prepared 2 Stand Alone Like a Tree. And if U Fall on d Ground, Fall as a Seed That Grows Back 2 Fight Again..
If u slepng den its kk...gn...isliye mene cal kat di...
if u really luv sm1 4m ur heart(not tympas)pass it 2every1(Muje b bhejna)2nite da 1u luv wil suddenlywant u ,miss u,n feel 4u if 3cum backlets try...
If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile yaar and ; get dimples? :-) 
If u r online go to dis link: skillineers.com 
if u r onl9, plz inform inform manali shyam to call nitul sir asap
If u r alone, I'll b ur shadow. If u want 2 cry, I'll b ur shoulder. If u need 2 be happy, I'll be ur smile. But anytime u need a frnd, I'll just b me.
If u r a Chocolate u r d Swetest if u r a Teddy Bear u r d CUTEST if u r a star u r d BRIGHTEST n if u r my frnd OH!my GOD U R LUCKIEST.
Yr yehi msg aaya tha, fwd kr dia 
Irfan pathan ne gaand maar li. 
Whre u reached
If u miss me aftr 10 yrs, how ll u remembr me?Acha wohi sonali jo ____?No reply means no care..� 
If u love some1 dont keep in ur heart.Keep in ur nails,coz if u fail in love, don break ur heart, just cut ur nails.thats the reason why girls keep long nails.
If u learn to translate evry event of ur life into a +ve one, u wil stop being a prisoner of ur past n bcm designer of ur future.. :-)Gudnt:)
If U Hv Any Prblms-Bindas Tel Me,l'll Help U. If U Dn't Hv Any Prblms-Bindas Tel Me,l'll Create Sum 4 U! After Al'Dost Hote Kis Liye Hai! 
If u hav free sms plz help a baby 9yrs Dakshini in a bad stg sufrn 4m blud cancer. Hr dad need 26 lac 4 opratn,all ntwrk agreed 2 pay Rs 0.1 per sms. Plz frwd
If u hav any problems- bindas tel me, ill help u. if u dont hav any problems- bindas telme ill create sum4u!  Afterall, dost hote kis liye hai! 
Whre r u? R u cmng to clag
If u hav 2 keep hurting me d way u r (n showing me such cold attitude,i dono y)...den m betr off dealing wid nt having u in my life dan having u lyk dis. N plz don call bck nw. I don think u need 2 hav d last word wid sum1 uv alredy hurt so mch.
If u get any problem d just give me miss call on 09334703425,      padhai suru kar do ab.mejor project ke liye latter nikal ke vej do,main phone kar ke bol dunga.ok,last date gate ka kya hai.
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ZINDGI mein kuch lamhe khas ban gaye,Mile to MULAQAT or Bichde to YAAD ban gaye,kuch lamhe dhire dhire fisalte chale gaye,par jo dil se na gaye vo aap ban gye.
If u Fuck a woman nicely, She'll Luv u for the rest of her life But if u Luv a woman nicely, She will Fuck u for the rest of your life... William Sexfear..! 
If u dont work,u'll rest If u work hard,u'll get tired n thn also u'll need rest Ultimately karna to rest hi hai naa.Than Y d hell 2 work Laziness rocks!;-)
If u dont like something change it,if u cant change it,change the way u think about it.
If u dont know who is Rajnikanth.. 1) Rajnikanth can delete d Recycle Bin 2) Rajnikanth can drown a fish. 3) Rajnikanth can kill a bird with two stones.  4) In an avrg living room thr r 1242 objcts Rajnikanth culd use to kill u, including room itself. 5)If u spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesnt say did u mean Rajnikanth. It simply replies Run while u still hav d chance.  6)When Rajnikanth looks in mirror d mirror shatters, bcoz not even glass is stupid to get in betwn Rajnikanth & Rajnikanth. 7) Where der is will, der is way. Where der is Rajnikanth der is no othr way. 9) Gmail id of Rajnikanth gmail.com@RAJNIKANTH    MIND IT 
Whr r u? Jaldi aao.
if u don wan me to call, y did u call me in d first place? newyz woteva tc bye enjoy.
If u dnt wnt to tel its fyn wid me
If u delete this msg u wil fail in every exams in ur life 2008-09. Say SAI BABA KI JAI n fwd to 5 ppl imm...i m sorry.. Muje fasaya gaya hai..
If u delete this msg u wil fail in every exams in ur life 2008-09. Say SAI BABA KI JAI n fwd to 5 ppl excpt me imm...i m sorry.. Mujhe fasaya gaya hai..
If u cn talk thru text, cn u jus tell me wot d hell is going on??? M rely getting vry pissed off frustrated and disturbed. N its betr if i don live in misconceptions.
HUSBAND aur WIFE ka rishta bhi ajeeb hai... DOOR ho to JUDAI .. Aur PASS ho to CH....   No., it's CHIK CHIK (ladaai) Har bar apna ganda DIMAAG mat lHUSBAND aur WIFE ka rishta bhi ajeeb hai... DOOR ho to JUDAI .. Aur PASS ho to CH....   No., it's CHIK CHIK (ladaai) Har bar apna ganda DIMAAG mat lHUSBAND aur WIFE ka rishta bhi ajeeb hai... DOOR ho to JUDAI .. Aur PASS ho to CH....   No., it's CHIK CHIK (ladaai) Har bar apna ganda DIMAAG mat lagaya karo .. !agaya karo .. ! 
If u care 4 me-i care 4 uu miss me-i miss u,u msg me-i msg u,u gussa-i gussa,u 4get me-Na munna naI'm difrnt!FIR TO GOLIYA CHALENGI....
If u can stil bet on chocolates, If u stil love receiving gifts 4m friends, N if u still hate giving exams, :-P;-) Then... Happy Childrens Day...:-) Njoy!:-)
If u can get up evryday and believe the future is better than the past, it can get u through a lot. The question is how to believe that when the person u truly deeply cared about isn't gonna be part of ur future...??
If u busy rgt nw v cn talk latr
If u arrange these letters u'll get the following:- *Dormitory = Dirty-room *Astronomer = Moonstarer *The eyes = They see *A Decimal Point = I'm a dot in place *Eleven plus two =Twelve  plus one *Princess Diana = End is a car spin... n some say whats in name? Lol 
Whr r u?
If TIME dznt wait fo u,dun wori!.. Jus remove d batery frm d clock n njy life
If time doesnt wait for u,dont worry..!Just remove d battery 4m d clock n njoy life..!. ..Great ppl Great thought..
If the whole world is agnst U & u r alone on 1 side den wat wil u do? It's simple Jst turn back & u wil becom leader of d whole world. Dats d attitude 
If the path is beautiful, let us not ask where it leads.. But if the destination is beautiful.. let us not ask how hard the path is.. Just Keep Walking. 
ireshark 2ndpar
If the path is beautiful, first confirm where it leads But if the destination is beautiful don't bother how the path is.... Keep walking....:) 
If the PATH is beautiful, 1st confirm WHERE it leads to..But,if the DESTINATION is beautiful, don't bother HOW the path is..Keep Walking...:-) Frm vishalakshgud mn... :-)
If swimming s a gud xercise 2 stay fit,y whales r fat? Y is dat evry1 wants 2 go 2 heaven bt nobdy wantz 2 die? Shal i say dat der is racial discrimnatn in chess as white piece is movd 1st? In our cuntry,v hav freedom for speech,den y telephone bills? If mony dosn't grow as trees den y do banks hav branchs? Y does a round piza cum in a square bx? Y dsn't glu stik 2 its botle? Y do u stil cal it building wen its alredy built? If its tru dat v r here 2 help others, wat are othrs here 4? If u arn't supos 2 drink n driv y do bars hav parkin lotz?V r funny pple livin n a seriously funny world. Njoy ur lyf.
If swiming is a gud xercise 2 stay fit, y r whales fat? Y is dat evry1 wants 2 go 2 heven bt nobdy wantz 2 die? Shal i say dat der is racial discrimnat4 sardaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola. 1 bhi customer nai aaya .. Kyun..?  petrol pump was on 1st floor.. Chal ek aur Fir charo ne usi floor pe restn in chess as white piece is movd 1st? In our cuntry, v hav fredom for speech,den y telefon bills? If mony dosn't grow as trees den y do banks hav branuarent khola. 1 bhi customer nahi..  Kyu..? petrol pump ka board nai hataya.. Chal ek aur Fir charo ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawari nahi.  Kyu..? 2 schs? Y does a round piza cum in a square box? Y dsn't glu stik 2 its bottle? Y do u stil cal it building wen its already built? If its tru dat v r heardar aage and 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe the.. Chal ek aur Taxi kharab ho gayi.  Charo ne khub dhakka lagaya. but taxi wahi ki wahi. Kyu..? re 2 help others, for wat r othrs here 4? If u arn't supos 2 drink n driv y do bars hav parkin lots? V r funny ppl livin in a seriously funny world!.. 2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe the.. Chal ek aur Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko kidnap kiya. Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le ke aa.THINK HATKE;) warna tujhe maar denge. Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye. Kyu..? bachhe ka bap bhi sardar tha...! 
If swiming is a gud xercise 2 stay fit, y r whales fat? Y is dat evry1 wants 2 go 2 heven bt nobdy wantz 2 die? Shal i say dat der is racial discrimnat4 sardaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola. 1 bhi customer nai aaya .. Kyun..?  petrol pump was on 1st floor.. Chal ek aur Fir charo ne usi floor pe restIf swiming is a gud xercise 2 stay fit, y r whales fat? Y is dat evry1 wants 2 go 2 heven bt nobdy wantz 2 die? Shal i say dat der is racial discrimnatTo all my dear friends, u must be aware of ongoing protest in our clg. I would like ur participation in it. And as per clsses r concerned, dere r no mass4 sardaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola. 1 bhi customer nai aaya .. Kyun..?  petrol pump was on 1st floor.. Chal ek aur Fir charo ne usi floor pe restTo all my dear friends, u must be aware of ongoing protest in our clg. I would like ur participation in it. As per clsses r concerned, dere r no mass bunTo all my dear friends, u must be aware of ongoing protest in our clg. I would like ur participation in it. And as per clsses r concerned, dere r no massTo all my dear friends, u must be aware of ongoing protest in our clg. I would like ur participation in it. And as per clsses r concerned, dere r no massTo all my dear friends, u must be aware of ongoing protest in our clg. I would like ur participation in it. As per clsses r concerned, dere r no mass bunn in chess as white piece is movd 1st? In our cuntry, v hav fredom for speech,den y telefon bills? If mony dosn't grow as trees den y do banks hav bran bunk, those who want 2 attend clsses r free 2 do so. If no 1 attends clsses then no attendence is counted. Its up 2 u people, hw u go abt dis situation.uarent khola. 1 bhi customer nahi..  Kyu..? petrol pump ka board nai hataya.. Chal ek aur Fir charo ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawari nahi.  Kyu..? 2 sn in chess as white piece is movd 1st? In our cuntry, v hav fredom for speech,den y telefon bills? If mony dosn't grow as trees den y do banks hav branuarent khola. 1 bhi customer nahi..  Kyu..? 
If sumone u lov hurts u,set him free. if he comes back,Shoot the IDIOT! If he doesnt come back,Hunt him down & then shoot the IDIOT..!! Be a Brave Lovr..!
If sumone hurts u dont mind it Bcoz its law of nature that The tree which have the sweetest fruits gets the maximum number of stones...
If sumbody rejects u, dont worry:- Bt live lyf in such a way dat they must say in future, oh i made a mistake by rejectng dat person...
If someone throws a stone at U, throw back flower at them -Gandhiji But, make sure u throw it with the pot... -Kalyug RULE !!
If someone hurts u dont mind it,bcoz it is Law of Nature that- The tree that bears the sweetest fruits gets the maximum number of stones.Hv a gd lyf.b happy
ipz To Beat Summer 1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water 2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside 3-Eat Vgetables But Most Important 4-Msg Me Daily Bcz I'm so cool
If Smbody Rejcts U,DoNt Worry.But Liv A Lfy iN Sch A Way Tat Dey Must Say iN FutureOh I Made A Mistak By RjctiNg Tat Prsn2 ngt incdnt was mistake 4gt it...
whr r u
If slpng den gn.sd luv u. Tc. Muaah.
If psble wk me up at 6 am.
If psbl wk me at 7.
If ppl ask u y u dint cum 4 d presntatn jst say that u wernt prepard 4 d presntatn.v'll say v had no idea abt our proper methodology n goals.n say v realizd tis in d mrng b4 leaving 4 colg.v totaly suck man!!
If power goes in America they call at power office. In Japan, they test the fuse But, In India, they check neighbour's house, sbki gyi hai na, tab thik hai:-) 
If possible please send it today itself :)
If possible, pls get garimas sp copy tmrw. dont say tht i asked
If possible, pls get garima's sp copy tmrw. dont say tht i asked
ip of d day:Kamyabi Ko Dimag Me Or Nakami ko DiLMe Jagah N Dena Qki Kamyabi DimagMe GHAMAND Or Nakami DiLMe Mayusi Paida Kr DetiH- HAVE A NICE DA
If People Start Criticising U, Hurting U, Shouting At U, Dont Be Bothered! Bcoz In Any Game Spectators Make Noise, Not The Player. So Play..Nice msg. 
If People Criticise u, Hurt u, Or Shout at u, Dont be Bothered. Just Remembr one Thing, In Evry 'Game' Audience make the Noise,Not the Players.
Whoz roll no 9 in clas??
If PAPER is very tuff in examJUST close ur eyes 4 a momenttake a deep breath n say loudlyThis is vry interesting subject.I want  2 study for 1 more year
If others fool away their time, you be lost in god. You will go ahead. Let your example change others lives. Reform yourself and you will reform thousands. Good morning. . Jai sri ram.
IF ONLY YOU WOULD'VE TALKED TO ME, I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO WRITE THIS... that conversation lasted 00:00:26 seconds. i don't understand what requires so much of your attention that you can't even spare 2 minutes on the phone with me. especially when at the end of everyday, all you seem to have done is nothing much!!! and guess what, a guy who gets all excited and dressed up just because a girl will be working in the same lab is called a nerd, not awesome!!!
if only i hadn't given him water that afternoon, he could've still been with me today. i need him so much right now.
If Nine Thousand Nine Hundred N Nine Is Written As 9909 then how Twelve Thousand Twelve Hundred N Twelve is written..???? 
if mutually feasible then fine...
If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches?Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesnt glue stick to its bottle ?Why do Life means:A winter evening, Four friends, Mild Rain, Four cups of tea..Life means:Hundred bucks of petrol, Two rusty old bikes, And an open road..you still call it building when its already built ?If its true that we are here to help others what are others here for .If u arnt supposed to drink anLife means:Maggi nodles, A hostel room, 3.25 a.m..Life means:1 Prep leave, 1 night, 1 book, 8 dufers..Life means:3 old friends, 3 separate cities,d drive why do bars have parking lots. We are funny bunch of people living in a seriously funny world......  3 cofe mugs, n 1 internet mesenger..Life means:1 girl, 1 number, 4 friends, n a fight..Life means:Friends...Nothing else..  
Ip k exam me sir ne kha tha prgrm k code likhne ko ayenge....nd output b ayenge nikalne ko...
If Mallika Sherawat plays role of Draupadi, Duryodhan wil say:-dussashan, pehna do Bhabhi ko Saree. Hum v toh dekhe, kaisi lagti hai Vastro mein yeh nari..!.
If Love is your greatest weakness then you will be the strongest person in the world. - Rabindranath Tagore
If love is like MOON den frnds r like STARS.Hav u noticed tht d sky can look beautiful witout moon, bt nt without stars! Take care my STAR! Hi dear.
Whoz dis? 
If its bcoz of her eyes or her Lips or her great luks its not LUV....Its LUST If bcoz of her intelligence or insight about Life its not LUV....Its ADMIRATION If its bcoz she cries everytime u try to leave its not LUV....Its PITY If its bcoz she makes u lose ur concentration and slip its not LUV....Its INFATUATION LUV is when u dont knw y u seem to be attracted to a person....LUV has its reason and that reason is unknown.... 
If it satisfies ur mind, body,soul. Do it on bed,on sofa,in car or bath tub.. PRAYERS can be done anywhere. God bless ur naughty mind;)
If IPL wil be in Patna as PPL (Patna Premier League) the team names will be:-DD-Digha Daredevils,MI-Mithapur Indians,CSK-ChiraiyatandSuper Kings,DC-DanapurChargers,KXIP-Kings XIPatnacity,RCB-RoyalChallenger Boring road,RR-Rajabazar royals,KKR-KankarbaghKnight Riders.
If i won't know u who else will:-D:-):-):-)
if i sound rude in the following lines, i'm sorry. but i can't keep quiet about something like this.  i'm really disappointed in the company your family keeps (santosh uncle). i was initially happy that tanmay was impressed by him. but what kind of responsible adult encourages/allows a 20-year old boy to smoke? tanmay already has poor will power. and he becomes even more gullible when he's drunk. you know he's a recovering smoking addict. how could you leave him with a man like that? i have always had a 
If i m not wrong then this is jahnviu rote rahul dravid rox is he a tubelight too
Why does iron cry loud wen hit by a hammer of iron,BUT gold doesnt wen hit by d same iron hammer? bcoz, it hurts more wen v r hurt by d 1 whos our own..
If i giv u a Tshirt & ask u 2 rite on it a TAG LINE 4 me as per my nature,wat wud u rite?Send dis 2 all ur frnds n colect tag lyns suitin u.But first rep.. 
If i giv u a t-shirt n ask u 2 write a tag on it as per my nature wat wud u write? Send dis 2 al ur frns n collect ur taglines..Bt reply me 1st. 
If i could pull down the rainbow i would write u'r name with it &put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like U..Gn
If I could gift u smthng in lyf, i'd gift u the ability 2 see urself thru my eyes...  Only den u would realize hw special u r 2 me...! Gdmrng hav a swt day:-) 
If i can help u, tell me i will. Otherwise, i hope wotevr ur doing gets done as fast as posibl n as gud as posibl. Tc.
If i am out of Time and I could Pick one day, one Moment and keep dat new of all of the days I have lived...  I would Pick the Day i Met U...  Gud nt. Sw8 drms. Tk cr. 
If Hollywood movies were made in Punjabwood :Jurassic Park- Dinosaur Jatt DaMr.Beans - Khappi JattSpiderman - Jaale Jatt DeSuperman II - Uddda JattTitanic - Kishti Jatt DiTerminator - Lohe Da Jatt, Kad Dau WattCharlie's Angels - Jattiyan Jatt DiyanBaby's Day Out - Jatt Da Kaka, Pave Syaapa:-D
If hod dosent tk the atndnc,den pls gv my proxy,piyush
Whose rt? And abstract theme.. Draw anything u want. 
If girl vomits, her parents asks:-kaun tha woh kamina? If boy vomits:- kamine, kahan pi ke aaya hai? MORAL: No matter whoevr vomits,Boys r alwys kamina. 
iology mam:Gals can u tell me xctly wer is ur heart? All d gals shoutd loudly 'OJASVI' k pass! Mam smiled&said: mera bh
If girl vomits, her parents ask: Kaun hai wo kamina? If boy vomits: Kamine, kahan se pee kar aaya hai? MORAL: No matter whoever vomits, boys are always kamine! 
If Gandhiji w0uld have ever th0ught ab0ut d0ing BDS He w0uld have definitely added a f0urth m0nkey with hands pr0tecting its ASS..! ;p 
If forevers what it takes
If fate favours u one day n u r asked what u want 2 b, dont wish 2 b some one else... B'coz u r wonderful the way u r... Stay precious!!!
If Evry1 is Hapy wid UThen Surely U hv made Many Compromises in Ur Life;If U r Happy wid Evry1Surely U mst hv Ignored many Faults of Other!gd ni8..:-)
If ever u start missng ur school days ur class ur frnd circle ur canten or anythng abt ur schooling den jst open ur report cards sara nasha utar jaega :-Dgm 
If ever i ws rude 2 u.If ever i ws angry wit u..If ever i misbeh@ved wit u.Den dnt hesitateJUST SLAP....URSELF..Galti tumhari hi hogi:...! 
Yr yahan lib m b ni h:( 
If engineers start making films the name will be:-Current ho na ho,Aa ab B.Tech karen, Kabhi  AC  Kabhi DC,Hamari  I.C. Apke pass hai,Engineering koi khel nahi .Fuse lagaya todarna kya,Had kar di NEWTON ne,INTERNAL EXTERNAL saath -saath,electronics........A confusion  story?Salaam-e-diode,  BEST OF LUCK
If egg is broken by outside force,a life ends..If egg is broken by inside force,a life begins.. Great things always begin from inside.. Trust yourself..gdmrng
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If Egg is broken by outside force, life ends.! If broken by inside force, life begins.! Great things always begin from inside.Trust urself - And Be a Winer .
If destiny favours u 1 day n u r asked what u want  2 be, dont wish 2 be someone else because u r wonderful d way U r! Gud mrng ....
If dere is a power cut in US dey cal power office.. In Japan,dey test the fuse demselves.... But,In India,v check neighbour's house-sabki gayi hai na. 
If d loser smiles after losing d game,d winner wl lose d thrill of his victoryDats d power of Smile! Keep smiling even at worse situation
If condoms were to use well advertiesed brand names: PEPSODENT CONDOM- Raat bhar Dhishum Dhishum Colgate Condom- Ye hai hamara suraksha chakra NOKIA condom- conecting people MRF condom- extra rubber extra mileage MOOV condom- ah se ahaa tak MIRINDA condom-jor ka jhatka dhire se lge Godrej hairdye condom- Kato, kholo aur lga lo SPRITE condom- Bujhaye only pyas baki all bakwas TATA SKY condom- isko lga daala to life jhingalala.
If Columbus hd WIFE, he may have nvr found America: Wife: Whr r u gng? Wth whm? How r u gng? To discover what? Y only u? Wht shud I do whn u r gone? Cn I cm wth u? Whn'll u be back? Whre'll u stay? U'll miss me na? Columbus: Le Meri Maa, Nahi jata! Ab Khush! Wife's last ques: U dont love me anymore na??
If Columbus had a GF, he might have never discovered America coz... GF: Where r u going? With whom? How r u going? To discover what? Why only u? What should I do wen u r gone? Can i cum wid u? Wen wil u b back? Whr wil u stay? U'll miss me na? COLUMBUS: Le meri maa, nahi jata! Khush....? 
If cheese is gr8 with pizza, sharukh with kajol, hrithik with dance, den diksha with.....? reply fast m w8in.....:-). 
WHOSE GUILTY? Wife Dreaming In d Middle of d nite Sudnly Shouts-Quick My Husbnd Is Back Man GetsUp & Jumps Out of Window & RealisesDamn, Im D HUSBAND!''
If bill gates stops his business and starts spending his money at Rs. 1 crore per day, he can spend it for about 232 years.. Crazy fellow.. Still working...
 . HI, . Happy DIWALI. . In advance . .....:-):-PB-)
If at any time u feel ur life is like a.. candle in wind then call me i'll put my hands around u... so that all burns r mine & all light is urs...:-)gn
If anytime ur life is like a candle in the wind,then ill put my hands around u...... so dat all burns are mine & all light is yours...its a promise.
If anyone calls u saying he/she is from mobile co. & asks u 2 type #09 or #90 while the call is on,PLEASE DO NOT D0 S0 & SIMPLY DISCONNECT ., b'coz this is the new trick of pak jihadis 2 find out ur sim card no. Which they can  make use of. This thing is comfirmed by NOKIA & MOTOROLA. Also can b verified from CNN website. Pl . Inform 2 as many as u can. Thanks.. 
If an Egg is brokn by an OUTSIDE force-a LIFE ENDs.?If n egg breaks 4m WITHIN?-A LIFE BEGINS.?  GREAT things always begn frm WITHIN.?So alwayz trust ur heart. 
If an egg breaks due to a force from the OUTSIDE, The life inside ends!  But if it breaks from the INSIDE, The life inside begins!  GREAT things always begin from within.  So try to make yourself GOOD from within! 
If all indians start studying den all get gud marks, But jobs r limited, more Unmploymnt, more youth suicides, more Crime SAVE INDIA. STOP STUDYING. JAI HIND... 
WHOS GUILTY??Wife dreamng in d night sudenly shouts Quick, my husband is back.Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realizes,Damn, im the husband ;-)
If alka Is A Word In d Dictionary Of ur Life.. Wat Wuld B Its Meaning??? Reply B4 u Edit n Forward it 2 Others...Reply fast, m waiting...gm:) 
If a woman is quiet,which day is it..?Ans:- Who cares,just enjoy the day yr...!!its very rare.. :p :D
If a man slaps a woman, he is called a ruscal, if he is slapped by woman, he is called coward. If he likes to spend more time outside he is called awara; if he likes to live home more time, he is called a homesick. If he rebukes his children, he is called a Ravaan or he do otherwise then he is called a weak personality. If he do not give his wife/gf to work, he is a narrow framed person, if he do otherwise he is called a person who earns livelihood after his wife/gf.Moral of story, what a pity, what a real man do!!!!
Invitatn acceptd.. Kindly report time n venue to meet..
Yr,dunno very clearly...bt hopefuly,if i gt a gud job frm on campus placmnt...den i'l go fo it..fo a year or year n half..afta dat mba..cz i'v heard dat mba wid job xprnce has more value..u? 
If a girl gets 90% marks. HER RESPONSE kamina 2 marks aur de deta, to uska kya jataaa If a boy gets 65% he says check krne wala bhagwan thaa yaar.
If a girl gets 89 marks.HER RSPONSE: kamina 1 mrk aur de deta,to uska kya ho jata If a boy gets 40 he sayscheck karne wala bhgwan tha yaar.;-)
If a drop of water falls in a lake,  ther is no identity. Bt if it falls on a leaf of lotus, it shines like a pearl.So choose d best place where u wud shine. 
If a drop of water falls in a lake, it has no identity but if falls on a leaf of lotus, it shines apart. So choose the correct place where u can shine.
If a CAT crosses ur way,when u are going some where,then wat does itmean????????It means tht th Cat is also goin smewhre-via WAY2SMS.COM
If 2day a big fat man cmes 2 u & puts u in a big red bag. Don't get afraid plz, actualy i asked santa 2 gift me a gud frnd 4 dis xmas.  Mery chirtmas 
whos dis?i lst al my contacts
If 1=5 2=25 3=125 4=625 5=? Think b4 scrolling down. Ans=1 How? See the 1st line. Conclusion: Dont Complicate Simple Problems in life. 
If 007 is JaMesBond, what is 111? Try-Try Simple, Its JaMes Bond in Binary..!! Only engineers Think different.... 
If P+J is knwn as poor joke. wht will u call P+iJ? Ans:Complex poor joke Ab aap sochoge is par hasi kyu nhi aayi? Arey,Joke waala part to imaginary hai..;-)
INVITATION TO MY DEAR FRIENDS4 NEW Yr  PartyOn 31st Dec 2010At-Nahyan Hall167th FloorBurj-E-Khaleefa,DUBAIKoi Bahana Nhi ChalegaPls note-Lift band Hai.
ie this on ur hand! . >>>(*Vaibhav*)<<< . Hope I m d 1st friend of urs 2 tie d FRIENDSHIP BAND.!! if u accept my frndshp send me dis msg editing ur name.
ie this on ur hand! . >>>(*OJASVI*)<<< . Hope I m d 1st friend of urs 2 tie d FRIENDSHIP BAND.!! if u accept my frndshp send me dis msg editing ur name.
ie this on ur hand ! >>(*'Deepanshu'*)<< Hope I m d 1st friend f u 2 tie d FRIENDSHIP BAND.! if u accept my frndshp send me ds msg editing ur name.
ie this on ur hand ! >>(*''ANUJ''*)<< Hope I m d 1st friend f u 2 tie d FRIENDSHIP BAND.! if u accept my frndshp send me ds msg editing ur name...
ie this on ur hand ! =>>(*SANKET*)<<= Hope I m d 1st friend f u 2 tie d FRIENDSHIP BAND.! if u accept my frndshp send me ds msg editin ur name
whole syllabus 4 coa quiz...pramod
ie Dis on ur hand >>>>(VIPUL)<<<< Hope I m d 1st friend who tie d FRIENDSHIP BAND.!:-
idk why i'm missing you little bit and/or craving for your company. or maybe i'm hungry and i haven't talked to you in some time (and that's mixed up in my head). :/
idiot...mood kharab ho gaya mera n i wasted so mch time. dono hw m gona get thru all this work...
idiot...
INVITATION TO MY DEAR FRIENDS 4 NEW Yr Party On 31st Dec 2010 At- Nahyan Hall 167th Floor Burj-E-Khaleefa, DUBAI Koi Bahana Nhi Chalega Pls note-Lift band Hai.
Idiot!!!! Next time kab??
Idiot when are you coming?
Idiot when are you  coming?
Identification of students.1.Books in hands-PUNE. 2.Roled books in jeans-MUMBAI.  3.Books in home,ladki in hand-DELHI4.Books in bag,chotha in hand-KOLKATA5.books in mind -BIHARI.1BIHARI sab pe BHARI.We Rock.......
ID pj daya ke dar se khuni ne darwaza khula hi chodh diya par daya bhi chalak tha darwaza band kiya aur tod diy
ice sayin. . Its alwyz nt abt buzy... Its alwyz d priorities
whoa awesome!!! yeah kinda njoyn! gt up late so missd brkfst,nw makn tea ;p 
Ibm ka mail kar de.
IBLONG2U Spirituality is for the rich as well as for the poor. For the rich, it opens their hearts. For the poor, it gives them self-confidence.
IBLONG2U A fantastic student makes a fabulous teacher! I am a fantastic student n thank u 4 making me a fantabulous teacher! Dinesh Ghodke
INVITATION To all my dear Frndz 4 D NEW YEAR  Party! On 31st Dec 2010 At- Nahyan Hall, 67th Floor, Burj-E-Khaleefa, DUBAI. Koi Bahana Nahi Chalega. 
ibility whatsoever 4any mistakes.Whatever I hv written is truly fictitious& any resemblance with d Subject Matter is purly Coincidental
Ias , dad ka sapna try kr rha hun shyad kuch ho jaye
Iam sick of parents imposing their lost punk youth on thr four year olds. Its 1 thing to mangle ur own hair-bt quite nother 2 try 2 mke ur kid too cool for preschool.......... -HELEN STAPINSKI author of five finger discount
i==--..__..-=-._. !!==--..__..-=-._; !!==--..@..-=-._; !!==--..__..-=-._; !! !i !! Sare Jahan se accha'HINDUSTAN' hamara JAI HIND Happy 'REPUBLIC DAY'..
i) will u go shopping with me? ii) u wer sleeping so deeply, ur mom picked up d fone. bt we didn tok mch. iii) if ur meeting me, den plz bring ur best n latest song collection on a pen drive so tht i cn save it on my laptop. iv) i need to discuss all oder bday stuff with u including hw wil anura b picked up. v) at any cost, i wana kno wot wer u being teased abt in colg. i don wana unecessarily jump to d wrong conclusions or take tension abt u having a girl assistant. vi) preferably wake me up by 9am.
I(priya) have added u as a contact on WAY2SMS.COM to send Free SMS.(to stop receiving SMS, email unsubA¡way2sms.com)-Sent via WAY2SMS.COM
I�m just giving u time to miss me!
Who was the 1st. iNDiAN WOMAN to fLy abroad without passport & visa...?Guess....Don't know ?SiTA with RAAVAN to SRiLANKA !!improve ur G.K.   good night.
I've walked many miles in my life.. i really don't care how many miles r left for me.. but am really Happy that i met U before my Journey Ended.:-) 
I've walked many miles in my life.. I really don't care how many miles are left for me, But i am happy that i met you before my journey ended..:-)Gud n8
Intzaar na.
I've reached.. Kb tk aayega? 
I've learnt many things from my frndz.. they gave me the tricks for stupid activities...they gave me money when i was empty in canteen...they rose their hands 2wards me for beating unsensibly...they love me..they care for me..and I love them too...!!¡¡¡!!But still I have a complaint..dat they dint teach me one thing..and u knw wat?They dint teach meHow to live without them....? Dedicated to alli-dont-wanna-loose buddies...:-)
Who was the 1st. iNDiAN WOMAN to fLy abroad without passport & visa...? Guess.... Dont know ? SiTA with RAAVAN to SRiLANKA !! improve ur G.K. good night.
I've got nothing smart to say except.........Happy New Year !!Live it up........- Ujjwal Gupta
I've been trying to search how 2 return an array in java. If u cn come on skype chat n tell wot exactly ur luking 4,i myt b able 2 help u betr. I'm nt studying newyz. Myt as well atles help u. Hmm?
i've been slogging so hard, and this is the importance i get?
i'm very afraid of what you'll think and do once i tell you.
I'm tkng lab nw....
i'm sure you know different ways to say not right now.
I'm so thrilled that u decided to run d marathon. Has given me inspiration to start practicing from next week. :) :P I evn cooked up an analogy 4 it while brushing in d morning. :P Its lyk being alone v/s a union. The former maybe easier, bt d latter is more enjoyable. :) :*
Intzaar
I'm so so sry. 1. Coz m texting wen u told me nt to. 2. Coz i din cal bck wen u called me after sending me tht msg. M texting coz i din wana 4get d reason y i din call u n nt b able 2 tell u in d morn. N i din cal bck coz my fone ws on silent coz i ws wid mom dad n by mistake i 4gt 2 un-silent it. Sry!
I'm so addictd 2ur msgs,dat if u dnt sms me,i'l use noodles 2hang myself,Use sponge 2hit me,Ruber knife 2cut my vein &Water pistol 2 blow my head.So keep msgin. Gudnyt;-)
I'm sleeping|  ,o_,__,,|==========|Oh! I forgot    o>| ,/(,__,,|=========|To say you     o_,     G00D|   /(,__,  NIGHT;-) Sweet dream!!!...
Who was the 1st Indian women to fly ABROAD ????? ????????????????????? SEETA WITH RAWAN. 
i'm selected for KBC for 31 Sept episode, for phone a friend i've given ur number as i have to give 3 numbers. Plz be prepared.Thanks.
i'm pissed off...
i'm nt able to call u. it says ur out of coverage area.
i'm not able to call you! :( i've so many times. and your landline is busy. :(
I'm like a paper! U can write ur feelings! Use me 2 absorb ur tears! Dont throw me aftr use bcoz when u feel cold I'll burn myself 2 warm u. Gud night
i'm in class now!!!
why do you loose your patience so quickly?
I'm home. U cannot imagine. 50 mtrs inside d gate, my mom dad wer der! N my tears wer stil wet. God, mujhe itni tension ho gai. Bt i managed.
i'm home.
i'm going to take a bath. finish your assignments as soon as possible.
i'm going to sleep...i don't feel like studying any more thanks to you...you better pray that i do well in both my exams tomorrow... DON'T CALL ME.
i'm going to sleep now. maybe i can sleep when you're doing your paper.
i'll just google it...
I yaad you very zada,You bhi yaad me bahut much,I m ur very achi friend,U r meri gud dost,I speak sach,So plz don't bhoolna me,I bhi nhi 4get u, I shapat.
I WUD LUV TO... n ve bn tryn to cnvnce mum n sis a hel lot..rly wan to cm cuz its d last day n al..aur kya bolun ya?.. Finally aftr so lng our stupid fights ve ended! D farewels suposd to b rlyyy spcl! Jus 3 hrs ya..plzzz aaaajaaaaooo!! Rply..
i ws thinking i shud attend atleast 1 evening of my fest coz u genraly attend urs n so tht i don hv to hear from anyone tht i din enjoy my colg life. bt then its honestly a burden to attend d damn thing. n id rather spend tht tym wid u whether u attend my fest with me or not. also i cud use the tym to attend to pending work n maybe evn study for T1 viz almost just after jive (my fest). we cud use fri for ourselves. if u wana attend ur class, i cn use tht tym to collect my skl's security deposit. oderwise w
i ws saying tht i needed to tok to u wen u cut d fone on my face.
Interview ke liye kya lana padta hai? Just resume and mark sheets na? Mark sheets original ya photocopy? Any suggestions?
i ws saying gn wen u disconnected. atles convo toh finish hone diya karo!
I ws rdy at 9.15. Nw waiting for dem to get rdy. Abi 5 mins me nikalenge...
I ws rdy at 7.5 nd ye log ab ghuse h tayar hone. Wat u dng?
I ws on phn.abi rakha h. U say wat u dng dear?
yr y u sayn so  i mean hv i ever given u ne such hint dt u feelin so! i mean i respect ur feelin bt u knw i cannot supprt u fr dz! so betr v dnt talk abt dese thngs! 
Who told u
I ws on phn wid parool. Woh ghar par h nd she getin bore s koi frnd nhi h wahan...
I ws nt in rum. Take the assignment frm neeru or dolma or aditi or diksha or neha 
i ws hoping fone abruptly na cut ho jae. khair newyz. nw fone battery is also gng down. luv u, tc, gn, swt drms, keep smiling :)
I wont cum 2 play 2day.m out in d market.luv u.how r jhanno ke baal
Intern? 
I wonder, .. Every next GIRL i meet is committed with sumone:-*:- & Every next BOY i talk to is single... .. Yeh ladkiyan aakhir ja kaha rahi hai..???? :
i woke up so early only to find out its off for me today!
I wnt 2 go bak 2 d tym,Wen dad ws d only 'hero'Wen Luv ws 'mom's hug'Wen dad's shoulder ws d 'highest place on earth'Wen ur worst 'enemies' were ur siblingsWen d only things dat cud 'hurt' were skinned kneesWen d only things 'broken' were ur toyzAndWen gudbye only meant til tomorrow...
Who told dis? Naam bta... 
i wish your phone was switched on so that i could tell you the good news and bad news seperately.
i wish you would've told me sooner that you're not going home. i could've gone to sleep earlier. anyways, gn tc.
i wish you would've picked up your phone. i get worried about you. anyways, take care. i hope you finish your assignment in time. and hope that you live upto your promise. goodnight. love you. i would like a reply.
i wish u wudv jus waited for me to wake up insted of waking me up. nw iv jus woken up nw. n m too late to go c my ppr which ws being shown from 3-4pm. :(
I wish u could/would play text-text now...
i wish u a sweetest sundy marvellous mondy tasty tuesdy wondrful wdnesdy thankful thursdy frndly fridy sucesful satdy hav a gr8 2010!! Hapy new year!! 
INTERESTING MOMENTS: *Tryin hard to find d mob wen its in silent mode. *A random day dream & then realizin tat u were starin at someone by mistake. *Havin some txts on ur mob tat u nvr want to delete. *Restartin de song wen u miss ur most favrt line. *Staring into ur wardrobe of clothes & findin nothin Gud to wear. *Wen parents keep callin, pretendin to tel 'am coming' & moving only aftr dey shout. *Evrything else becomin most intrsting wen its exam time. *Before startin any chapter countin de no. of pgs. *Enjoyin d momnt wen sum1 interrupts de class for an imp announcement. *Shoutin 'sirrr' wen its 10 mins before brk. *D momnts wen v feel smilin is far btr than explainin y u r sad. Seriously, life is better wen u decide u dnt care watvr strange happns.. 
I wish u a happy n prosperus diwali darpan 
I wish u & ur family a very happy and prosperous new year 2011. May God be kind enough to bless you with joyous & blissful life.
I wish TRUE LoVe is like a boy playing chess..Alwys afraid of losing his QUEEN.And a girl risking evrythng just 2 protect her KING...
Who says there's no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH?Choose the right person & u r COMPLETE.Choose the wrong one & u r FINISHED....
I Wish Our Friend Ship Comes To An End Only When U See An Apple In An Orange Tree Which Is Being Eaten By a Dinosar On The 30th Of Feb..Gud nyt..:)
I wish in 2009 god gives u 12month of happiness  52weeks of fun  365days of success  8760hours good health  52600mint good luck 3153600secnd of JOY Happy new year 2009 
I wish i didn't have 2 say dis. Plz don't call me at night once iv gone 2 sleep. M facing problems with my sleep, and ur waking me up is not helping. :(
i wish i could talk to you more. i wish i could be with you more. the towel situation is like a satire. take care. :*
I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach u in 5 sec, Cost u nothing, u'll read me & I cud C U smiling which is worth millions 
I wish a very happy and prosperous new year for you and your family...With Regards! K.B.SINGH.
Instead of thinking about what u are missing,Try to think aboutwhat you have that everyone else is missing.Life will be So happy....:-)Gudngt
Why does santa study in front of mirror? Bcoz 1)revision b sath mai ho jata h. 2)vo apne upr nazar rkh skta h. 3)use combind stdy psand h. 
I will talk about this afterwards wen u ll be free.Oye dont use my name,do something else.He says u cant do anything. - Sent via WAY2SMS.COM
Who said water helps in putting off fire.... If so, Then why don't tears heal the burn in one's heart....! think abt it...
i will personally murder you. you can count your days.
I will give you your pen drive after some time.
I wil tak it aftrwrse.
I wil put it 2marw
I wil leave Sumthng 4u wen i wil leave dis world,,,,Few memories in ur HEART,few tears in ur EYES,my Name on ur LIPS n my absence in ur Lyf..!! 
I wil gve 2 alka aunty 2marw
I wil bnk ip
I wasn't sure
Instead of thinking about what u are missing, Try to think about what you have that everyone else is missing. Life will be So happy....:-) Gudngt
I was sleeping |  ,o_,__,, |==========| Oh! I forgot      o> | ,/(,__,, |=========| To say you       o_,       G00D |   /(,__,  NIGHT..   SWEET DRMS. 
Who r u? 
I was shockd Ystrday,in my room all my books wr singing a song..Guess which song?guess.....O Zra zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch me
i was saying if ur free...maybe u cud plan my birthday lil bit. i wud like champagne wid my bday cake. think of wot n all we cn do. think abt ice breakers n stuff tht'l help ppl mix. think of d playlist of songs. find out if delivery guys wud b available. n plz don say ur more interestd in oder girls coming. it jus hurts me. i kno girls hv to come. n think if ders any way we cn b alone in d house. plz plz plz if u hv nothing to do right nw. be my angel like i am alwyz urs...
i was not expecting to be lucky today...first class got cancelled. i didn't miss anything. if you have free messages, reply.
I was joking, dont take it to heart.
I was joking, don't take it to heart.
Who r d three mst hard workin ppl in MTV ROADIES? Raghu Ranvijay n think?   Its the man who presses the beep button to censor abuses !!! 
i was hurt when you said you're JUST a girlfriend. if you blurted it out in anger and didn't mean it, that's another matter. but if you did, then if you dislike my telling your mom, don't want me to talk to your batchmates and don't listen to me, what do you expect me to do? 'coz if it's something related to you, i can't ignore it. and as far as your telling me everything is concerned, it's extremely important because that is part of the foundation of our relationship. if you don't like my saying this, d
I was hoping we could skype-study again today. Bt ur nt evn home. N iv been wanting 2 tok 4 quite sum tym. :-/ I evn hd 2 tel u hw u wer right abt my angry look. :* ^_^ and i also wanted 2 kno exactly wot is sumit-stuti's situation. Also did u tell aman abt us. Wot r ur plans 4 tom. C v hv so mch 2 tok!
instead of studying, i jus feel lyk drawing arundhati n tanmay hearts on my register. :P
i was hoping to wake up a little bit on time today. but couldn't because of all the calls i kept receiving all morning. anyways, tc.
i wanted to tok abt my academic performance v/s urs. nw i dono y m day dreaming abt playing with u on next monday. n nw m wishing tht u get evrything done quickly n reach home evn quicker, so tht v cn tok. :)
I wanted to tell u but u wasnt online. So only cant able to msg u . Well u hav to give a big treat wen u ll come here. 4 ur project. Well chotu bada ban gaya.
I wanted to tell u but u wasn't online. So only cant able to msg u . Well u hav to give a big treat wen u ll come here. 4 ur project. Well chotu bada ban gaya.
i wanted to hv juice sumtym bck, bt der wasnt any at home. so i ws considering opening one of d big soft drink bottles. i also told d maid abt ur idea to get it exchanged. she ws also interested in it. den dad came home. i started telling him hw i ws toking to u tht dez big bottles wer gng unused n wot u sed i cud do. first of all he cut me short three tyms wen i tried to tell him wot u sed. n on d third tym he sed sumthing tht pisd me off so mch tht i stop toking to him tht instant, poured myself sum spri
i wantd to tok. :( gn. tc. :/
i want you to call me and rectify things.
I want u 2 take dadi n baba's review on me wen u go home. :)
i want to stop myself n think otherwise, but i cnt help it. ur having diner outside, n i fear the worst. plz plz control woteva u have to, in urself. plz. don't do anything wrong. plz don't ruin tonite. hoping, waiting n expecting to tok to the good u, tonite. n wud be at peace the sooner u call.
i want to know when will your US internship be confirmed or rejected? have you applied in ABB as a back up?
Insaan Kabhi 4Cheezo Se Khush Nhi Ho sakta Mobile . . Auto Mobile . . TV . . & . . . BIWI Qki aksr inke achche Model padosi k pas hote h.
I want this cycle of sorrow to end. Gn.
I want a report like a basic article. Introduction one para, body of the issue for example global warming and then a small conclusion. 
i want 'us' time... miss being with you...
I wanna b tears so dat i can born in ur eyes live on ur cheeks n die on ur lips 
i wana w8 4 sumtym :*
who r d 3 most hard working ppl in MTV ROADIES? Raghu Ranvijay and think? Its d man who presses d *BEEEP* button to censor abuses!
i wana tok to u. I Wana Tok To U! I WANA TOK TO U!!! n i hv a tiny problem also. vich u hv to help me out wid. plus i wana tok to u. n i wana b wid u. sit next to u. hug u. eat wid u. watch movies wid u. fall asleep wid u. u kno i thot il go mad by d end of dis msg. bt i didnt! :) wana b wid u n tok to u!! :P :)
I wana cry too..There are jus so many diversionz...!!
I wan to download nfs most wanted konse site se karu 
I waitd for ur col . Nw im sleeping . As it is im upset . I fought wid ankur . He yelld at me for no reason :-( Gn .
Insaan ka dil sabse zyada kab jalta hai? Jab aap BLACKBERRY ka original mobile lekar baithe ho aur koi aakar kahe.. China Hai Na..??
I vl b cntnung mah intrnshp nly so vl pair wid aastha...hv to tlk to pk abt it abhi...
I ve announcd in class.. tum bhi aaj hi kar dena. notice aata rahega. n this week kya karna hai, socha hai? see u ltr.
i used to consider myself patient... but i think i am short on that when it comes to people :/
i try to be nice and this is what i get. you can forget about me helping you out for a really long time now.
I tried resisting a lot. Evr since u told me nt 2 msg,iv been wanting 2 tok 2 u vry badly. Nth specific. Jus a strong craving. N i dono if ur angry or busy or why u told me nt 2 msg u. Nt tht dis msg of myn will help me a lot. Coz i dono if ul evn reply. Newyz. Tc.
Who r BOYS?Jo marne k badNARAK me b kehte haiYAMRAJ KI BETI DEKH PATAKHA HAI YAAR&Who r GIRLSWho go 2 Heavn n sayAPASRA KI NAILPOLISH DEKHI :-x
i totaly forgot abt my last nyt's dream in vich ur secretly living wid me n den my mom finds out ur here!
I took u as my frnd, I locked U in my Heart. But now that  key has missed. So I m very hppy bcoz UR safe in my Heart till my Heartbeat stops.G'd ev'g!
I told ya it decrz ur efficiency..lol...Push sux! Big tym...
I told u 1 lie dat i didnt remembr d drm.I do remembr it bt its nt d 1 to tel.bcz it can't true,i knw dat.so puchna mat ki kya tha.gn.luv u dr.i m sleping nw.tc
Innocent reply.Kid- Teacher can i go to the bathroom ?Teacher- (Correcting him) May i go to the bathroom ?Kid- (Sadly replies) But i asked first...:-)
I told Mr.Smile to shower some smiles on You.. He laughed & said, have you ever seen a retailer supplying something to a wholeseller ! Gud Mrng, hav a gr8 day..
I told him my prob he knows everythin bout me . And i cant do anythin 4 it . I never saw a geek like him tats wy i like his company de most . Even he knows de things better but cant do anythin .
I thought since we met a week be4 and i scold u so u became angry . Its k if u r not . 
I thought since we met a week be4 and i scold u so u became angry . Its k if u r not .
I thought i m in love, My nites going sleepless My days going useless So i asked GOD Is dis LUV? God replied No Dear Sylabus zyada h aur tujhe kuch nhi aAbhi na mujhe dafnao yaaro, Mere dosto ko zara der se aane ki aadat hai, aur Abhi na daalo mere chehre par kafan, Unhe ye chehra dekh kar muskurane ki aata hai. dat hai.:-):-):-( 
Who r BOYS? jo mrne k bad NARK me B khte h.YAMRAJ KI BETI DEKH.PATAKA H YAR.. nWho r GIRLS? who gos 2 heavn n says APSRA KI NAILPOLISH DEKHI HW CHEAP.
i thot u wudnt cum 2day!
I thot u wer busy,so didnt wanna distrb u. Dis is d main reason behind most broken relations. So keep distrbing all thos whom u never wanna loose in life..
I thot d date tl nw would hve been a bit more precise.. 
i thot cuz u were late 2day! i thot u wudnt cum! nd du u watch a lot of fbi serials? u r talkin lyk a fbi agent!
Why do we all marry?.....Because romance is not the only d element of life. We should also knw horror, terror, suspense, stupidity & tragedy of life.
I thnk u sent d msg to wrng prsn...n i'm nt cmng tmrw so kal baithk pura kar lungi...evn 7 ques....
I thnk mere mei hoga..mine r on 9 10 12
i This is a Group message..... We are planning a group meeting tomorrow....so that we can combine things and have working model by monday.....So evryone is requested to be there in meeting tomorrow....I have mailed on google groups also regarding the same....This message is to ensure that everyone knows about the meeting......Please read the mail as thr is some more information!! @Lakshay please convey the message to your other group members as I am not having their phone numbers...
I think u r vry careless! U cum n leave things behind! See nw wat u ve left? U just came in my mind n left a smile on my face. 
i think der is a way for permanent permanent hair removal...electrolysis...its kind of costly...n i rely dono if i shud b doing it or nt. i mean i dono if ders a way to undo it or get my hair bck. n thts kind of scary. apart from tht it seems to advise to get spl waxing done vich is performed by professionals. n maybe jus maybe wot i do is nt vry safe. anyways, i dont think i am ready for anything of this sort till d tym ur living wid me.
Yr wo msg mere aircel wale no pr karde plz 
Who Is The Most HARDWORKING Guy in MTV Roadies Except Raghu, Rajeev & Rannvijay..?? . . . . The One Who Operates The BEEP  BUTTON.;-) 
I think 5-10 more mints
i talked to aniket sir. he's ready to participate in the imagine cup with us. plus he's already participated earlier, so that should be a plus apart from his being a MSP.
I studied evrythngbut never topped.Today the toppers ofthe best universitiesare my employees.-Bill GatesATTITUDE with PASSION IS EVERYTHING !!
Innocent Kid: Mummy,mujhe bhai chahiye. Mummy:Beta,dad abroad mey hai, jaise wo ayenge, hum baat karenge unse. Kid: Aap unhe SURPRISE Q nahi dete..? ;->
I studied but never topped,Today toppers of best Universities r my Employees. -Bill Gates . Bas.. . Yahi statement mujhe top karne se rok deti hai...! ;)
i still wanna know your dream (obviously) whenever you get free.
i still have a Rs.40 air hockey receipt from dlf saket dated 13.07.10. Remember?
I Stepped oN Cowdung and suddenly I remembrd U..!! But Y?. . . Hmmm . . . BCoz, Life Is SHIT Without U!!! . :) :p
I started callin him. But he is not carin  
I started callin him. But he is not carin
I spent 500
I smile at whom i like, i cry 4 whom i care,i share wid whom i luv,i laugh wid whom i enjoy.,i msg only 2 those whom i nvr want 2 lose.
I slit the sheet - the sheet I slit - and on the slitted sheet I sit.-160by2.com {Ad: Why spend money when U can sms for FREE-160by2.com. Register NOW!} 
I slit the sheet - the sheet I slit - and on the slitted sheet I sit. 
Innocent confession by Shiney Ahuja: Aasmaan me kaali ghata chhai hai, aaj fir gharwali se maar khai hai. Dil to karta hai ki sudhar jaaun, magar kaamwali aaj fir bheeg kar aayi hai.. ;)
I slept hehe 
i sent u mail on dipesh.tech
I sent my cares 2 d wind n asked it 2 pass them 2 u.So when u feel d Wind Blowing against ur Face.. That's Me saying Take Care...
I see u Aankhon say I feel u sanson say I remember u chahat say I belive u jaan say I care u dil say & .**.*** I MISs * *. U .*Kasam se'
I Searched many gardens  to select a flower 2 give  U as gift,  But,  I did'nt find any flower beautiful than ur Smile..    .      .    Next joke tommorrow:-) 
I say Crazy Things When m Hyper but dont do them...I say Stupid Things Wen m Angry bt dont mean them...I say Hurtful Things Wen m Hurt bt dont mean to Q. Write an assy on SARDAR.ANS. Sardar ek vichitra prani hai,Yeh punjab K talhati mei paya jata hai,Guruparv K din yeh bhaari sankhya me dekhne ko milt38%doc in USA r INDIANS12%scntist in US r INDIANS36%NASA scintists r INDIANS34%Micrsoft emplyes r INDIANS            17%INTEL emplyes r INDIANShurt uI say Silly Things without thinking but laugh at myself later...To all my Friends who Ignore my crazy talk, Laugh at my Silliness...Forgive me hain,Langar hi inka paustik aahar hai,Yeh chutkule banane K kaam aate hain,Janam lene K 16 saal tak nar-mada me koi antar nahi paya jata hai,16 saal K                   28%IBM emplyes r INDIANS            INDIANS r Gr8...Bt INDIA is NT..!If al dese brainful fools hd wrkd 4 India,v wud hav raced USe if i had ever hurt you...ThankZzZ for Accepting Me as I am....  baad mada apsara aur nar ek bhayankar rup dharan kar lete hain,12 baje K karib inke nikat nahi jana chahiyeYe hanikarak sidh ho sakte h... So tak care
Who is the Most Hardworking Guy in MTV Roadies except Raghu, Rajeev & Rannvijay..?.....The One who operates the BEEP **** Button..;)
I saw u on d road 2day... U wer lookin so fine ur face so devine ur wak so perfct my heart startd 2 sing a lovly song who let d dogs out who who who... 
i saw that sprite ad also. the one in which other girls don't wear matching clothes. wicket!!! kallis out! :) good wicket keeping BY DHONI. ;)
I saw paran0rmal activity on theatre and me ek scene me uchal pada:-D
Innocence at its best- A smal boy askd his preg mom, wats der in it? Mom - Thers a lovely baby in it- Child - If its so lovely, y did u eat it? gn
I saw de videos in de Pallabs lap itself. I need to know how u implemented de speech processin in de robo .
I saw de videos in de Pallab's lap itself. I need to know how u implemented de speech processin in de robo .
I said nah if i do then 6..
i said love you, when you disconnected.
I said, I'm d sweetest in d world. God laughed & said,wait, u have not met d person reading dis sms... ... Moral- Even God lies.
Who is teaching?
I requested to God-Let my friend be happy & healthy forever..God said-for 4 days only..I said ok-Springday,Summerday,Autumnday n Winterday..He said no-only 3 days..I said ok-Yesterday,Today n Tomorrow..He said no-only 2 days..I said ok-Good day & Bad day..He said no-only 1 day..I said-Everyday..God laughed & said-ok, u win..ur frnd wil Be happy n healthy forever my dear.....GooD NighT. Tk care....swt drmz....
i remembered the gmail password.
i rely rely hope ur able to go shopping wid me today or tom. tc.
I realised that somethings in life hurt more than words can ever express.. When the people you hold so high suddenly make you feel so small.. When the best of your friends laugh at you when you had expected them to support you.. When the most special person in your life makes you feel so unwanted.. When the people you cant live without tell you they dont need you anymore.. When the people who have always been a part of your prayers dont even want to hear your name.. When people who had once listened to everything you say suddenly declare that they dont understand you anymore.. It is rightly said 'only the wearer knows where the shoe bites'.
Innocence at its best-
Is DIL ka ek ARMAAN hai, Ek CHAND sa DOST hmari JAAN hai, Jise MEHSUS karna to MUMKIN hai, Par MILNA kaha ASAN hai, KYUNKI hum ek ZAMEEN h aur wo AASMAAN hai.
I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process.
I propose u 4 a lyftym frndsip.Wid full dedication.No complaints, no Demandss..Wt say..?Hapy frndsip day in adv..do reply if u accept my frndsip.?Gn
I promise to tease u wen u r happy,n tease u even more wen u r sad.. :-) i promise to take money from u n never return it back;-) & i promise to kill u if u dont wanna b frnds wid me anymore :-@ i promise to b ur frnd for da rest of my lyf!! And do al silly thngs to irritate u.. Just 2 see u smile..
I promise to be by your side always..whenever u need me..in your happy times and your sad times..coz u r someone i never wanna lose..i love you..n i ll be your friend forever..i promise..Happy promise day..
I promise to be by your side always..whenever u need me..in your happy times and your sad times..coz u r someone i never wanna lose..i love you..n i ll be your friend forever..i promise.. Happy promise day..
I promise ki humesha ki tarah ab bhi tumahara dimaag khana kayam rakhungy .....hehehahahahaha happy promise day gud morning
Who is moe cnfsd?Sardarji o Gorkhali?Sardarji ws comn to Darjln at bend he saw a baner readn:WELCOME TO GORKHALANDAt d vry nxt bend he saw a bgr baner readn:WE WANT GORKHALAND
I PROMISE 2 MAKE U HAPPY WEN U R SAD, I PROMISE 2 MAKE U LAUGH WEN U CRY, I PROMISE 2 B WID U WEN U R ALONE, I PROMISE 2 SUPPORT U WENEVER U NEED ME, I PROMISE DAT U WL ALWAYS HAV A SPCL PLACE IN MY HEART:-)HAPPY PROMISE DAY:-)
I pray to god to give u Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, Aur sneh. Shubh Diwali
I performd with strings.... today in nsit moksha.... yipeeee,!!!....:-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-)......the lukiest  gurl out f the lack crowd...:-):-):-)
Inner peace;-) 
I no:-P 
I never found out why u walked awayand never said goodbyebut now that i see youi'm torn inside but i still guard my pride...
I never forget my friends . And u and me hav de same passion so defi it cant be possible 4 me to forget u . At least sm day call me not to scold jus 4 a chat . 
I never forget my friends . And u and me hav de same passion so defi it cant be possible 4 me to forget u . At least sm day call me not to scold jus 4 a chat .
I never expect other to remember me..!  But i always drop my messag into their inbox to say i love to remember them... :-) ..nd dat my msgs r FREE ;-):-D
I needed those sensors today. Could u plz ask sandeep bhaiyan. I dont hav his number. Sorry to disturb u.
I need your last year's dbms b tree assignment...
Who is gssh? N y hav u reinforced dis person 4m my a/c?
i need ur help .. i want fp database of urs .. dr.mayank is asking ... 
i need u to tell me wot hapnd in colg, whether i shud order my cake or u will manage, wot n all wil v hv to drink n hw will u get all of it including champagne. n if ur coming wid me in d morning or nt? AND ALL OF THIS IS URGENT AND IMPORTANT, SO CALL ME ASAP!!!
Inkar ko ikrar kehte hai,khamoshi ko izhar kehte hai,kya dastur hai is duniya ka,ek khubsurat sa dhokha hai, jise log PYAR kehte hai...
I need U 
I need 2 tok 2 u. Its a lil bit important. Call me wen ur free. N best of luck 4 ur test n assignments.
I nd to talk to u.plz wake up.
I msng u a lot.so gvng u msd cals. Bt abi yaad aya ki tu ghar par h...sry 4 dat....
I MISS U.. Lekin pta hai miss to school mei hoti hai. School mei to bache hote hai. Bache to chote hote hai. Choti to chiriya hoti hai. Chidiya to udti hai. Udta to kawwa bhi hai. Kawwa to kaala hota hai. Kaali to billi bi hoti hai. Billi to sher ki khala hai. Sher to jungle mei rehta hai. Jungle mei to haathi bhi rehta hai. Hathi to bahut bda hota hai. Bda to samandar bhi hai. Samandar to neela hota hai. Neela to asmaan bhi hota hai. Asmaan par to taare hote hai. Taare to chmakte bhi hai. Chmakta to heera bhi hai. Heera to mehnga hota hai. Mehnga to sona hota hai. Sona to raat ko hota hai. Raat ke baad toh subah hoti hai. Subah to naashta krte hai. Nashte mei to bread hota hai. bread 2 rang ka hota hai. 2 rang ka toh zebra bhi hota hai. Zebra to ghode jaisa hota hai. Ghoda toh tanga chlata hai. Taange par bache school jate hai. School me to miss hoti he. Miss se yaad aaya.. ''I MISS U''...;-P 
I MISS U-3 words but take 3 secs to read,3 mins to think,3 hrs to understand,3days to demonstrate,3 weeks to explain & whole life to prove
i MIGHT have a chance in TCS for internship. dad just called. he's just landed at the airport and now directly going to jaipur.
i meant meri side se bi wen u meet him . tune to kar hi diya hoga im sure . pagal :-P teri wall pe pagalpanti.kar rhi hu me ;-)
Who is d luckiest luver in dis world.?  1 guy who loved a girl madly but cud not propose her...gets d same girl as her wife in arrange marriage.!:-) 
I mean phone pe gussa nikal de yar. Frustration khatam kar and stop being annoyed. 
Inhand kitna?
I may be inocent 2 know what friendship is, I may not carry it the way you all deserve it. But i always promise to maintain friendship d way i understnd it..
I may be a person not of much importance to you . . . I may not be the person who can make you happy the way others make you . . . I may not have a place for myself in your scroll . . . But I know that I am something better than nothing . . . Friend is my common name . . . Its your wish to prefix me with close, best, good, bad, fake or worst . . . Whatever it may be- I'm happy that you call me a 'FRIEND' -a word that throws light in my life...!!
I may b gone 4 a min,4an hr,4a day,4a mnth,bt i'l always b der 4u.I may nt b able 2 alwys say gdmrng,gd evng, gdni8,bt i prmise will nvr say gud bye.:)
I m wid u nly most probably...... And i guess 3 ppl instead f 2 v can chooz a bettr project n ace it...
I m watchng serendipity nd yar clas aane ka man bilkul ni h....
I m watchng gud lck chuk.its nice.
I m washng ma face.
Who Is d Laziest Person In d World? . A.Who Invented The 'SNOOZE' Option In Alarm! Gd nyt!!:-) 
I m waiting!How long! 
I m trying ur number continuously but it z always coming unavailable ...
INGLISH SHAYRI The janaza of mehboob nikla from the gali of mehbooba, with lots of zor shor, the mehbooba jhanki from the door,or boli 'Mar gaya hramkhor':-)
I m thnkng ki subh subh kahin jaun jisse ki mood lyt ho sake..., 6 bje akshardham chalega?
I m the Best i can prove it!!! I can put coffee in coffee cup.Can u put world in world cup? Ok 1 more I can send my no, on ur cell. Can u send ur cell on my no? Ha Ha Ha.. Ok Ok 1 MOrE, I can send my address on ur mob.Can u send ur mob. on my address? Nahi na..Kaha na only I m the Best
I m swtchng of d cel nd chrgng par laga ri hun. Dnt wry nd tc...
I m sure dat Dis day v r the masters of r fate, dat the task set b4 us is not abve my strngth, dat its pangs & toils r not beyond my endurnceAs long as v hve faith in r own cause & unconquerable will 2 win, victry wil not b denied 2 us
I m stdng python. Warna kal tuts me bhi vikram sir meri lenge...kk.wat u dng? Mein abi padhne bethi hun nd listning to songs also.
I m sry for wat i did with u...i m always hurting ppl...sry...
I m rdy.so nice na subah subah...othrs r sleeping...nd mein thande pani se nhali toh khanse ja ri hun...
I m playng wid d gm jo tune mujhe diya tha boost wala. Divya k sath...
Who is a close frnd? Woh jo pehla aasu tham le, phir aansu poch de, or phir chehre ko haanthon me tham kar kahe chal drame band kar....!! :-D
I m nt sleeping.....nd wat u dng?...
ing tong Yes koun? Main sms Kya chaiye? Aapke chehre par pyari si smile! Haan yehi wali. Good mornin
I m nt njoyng. Kuch karne ka man hi ni h. Tu bta yar...mujhe kpde b dhone ka man nhi h...wat to do...bs aise hi bhot lazipana chadh rha h.
I m nt mad for ny1...gn...
I m nt in mood to say nythng. I m flng helples nd hopeles. U betr go to slp. A jayegi, try karlo.
I m nt getng anythng. We wil talk 2mrw abt dat.
I m nt doing anythn
I m nt d best person in ur life... . . . Bt... . . . I jus hope dat 1 day wen u hear ma name u wud jus smile n say... . . . Tha to Ajeeb... Bt I miss him...:) 
Who can stop 500 cars with one hand..??      . . . . . . . . . Its the Traffic Police..!! Beta sab kuch RAJNIKANTH nhi krega! :D 
I m not well.. :-(   . . . . . . . . . . .     Neither am I a handpump!!   :) He he he. :-) Worldz mst idiotic pj.. 
I m near canteen. Gng to hostel. Wil stdy aftr lunch kk.bye.
I m msng u a lot...muaah:-* :-*....aaj miley ni na. Mein addicted sun ri toh aur jada aa ri h...
Indraprastha...you??
I m mailin to furr furr!!
I m lyng on bed.mene lunch kar liya h. Tune kr liya kya?...
I m leavin home....
I m in me$$
Yr wat d hel. I trstd u a lot cz u r clse 2 me, bt y do u talk behind my bck? Y didn't u tel me frnkly? Y r u telng othrs? Dat Im soo, sweett.. 
I m in ma rum. I cm bk bcz i wana ;-(
I m in library right now.. Whenever u need the keys, take it 4m me..
I m in lab1.bt yahan padhai ni hogi.to library chalte h.
I m in kd room.....
I m in garima rum nd we r talking.
Why do v Indians eagerly wish Frndshp day, Valentine day, Rose day, etc., b4 a week or few days, n feel proud dat v hav done a very great job. But y do things change wen it comes 2 our nations Independance Day. Do v hav d same eagerness? Ans is NO So come lets change our view 2wrds our nation n stop giving priority 2 the western culture. Lets be INDIANs first. HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY.
I m in colg abhi,vaise ask subhanshu he might get it submitted,vaise shayad mushkil ho.
I m in class, where r u? plz take a rikshaw from dwarka mor to iiit delhi, nsit campus. Iiit delhi is in 3rd floor of library building
I m in a meeting
I m i dnt knw in d way...bt faridabad gye hue 20 mins ho gyi...i thnk i m in delhi only.
I m here.
Who am i?A STEP wn u stop. . A HAND wn u r lost. . A WORD wn u r quite. A SMYL wn u r sad. . A SHOLDER wn u cry.Far frm u bt a FRND under the SAME SKY! 
I m here @ reception,Waiting!
I m going to my rum in obh. Ankush se data cable le lena. Wo apne rum me hoga ya hostel k bahar railing pe baitha hoga.
I m gng to tak d lunch wid garima in 15 mins.
I m gng to tak bath...
Indira nagar
I m gng to sleep nw...wat abt u?
I m gng to hostl.dm ni ayi.i ws tryng bt kuch ni hua.
I m gng to hostel kuch kam h mujhe...wil cm at 2.nd den we cud stdy ip. Baki jo tu kahey...kb aana h bata dena.
I M FROM MTS PLZ SEND UR EMAIL ID.AND UR OTHER COMTECT NO.KHUSHIAnees khan.
I m free.
I m fine but suffering from typhoid.my stream is .net and locatn is lucknow as it is close to my home vanaras.i have to join there on 18 april.where r u and how is traning going on
Whnevr u feel sad,think of me n say akanksha is so swt,inteligent lovable,caring.U'll smile automaticaly.Know Y?Kyunki SACH BOLNE SE MANN KO HUMESHA SHANTI MILTI HAI... :P
I m extrmly sory bt plz i requst al of u to leave me alone 4 sum days. I knw u al just want me to help bt plz kal se kuch din tk ye mat puchna k ky hua h.. I l b fyn in sum days...
I m duin brkfast. U too do dat.
I m doin the first one....so kanika u can do 2nd waala ......
INDIANEWSLINE Woman dead,3injured during RathYatra inPuri CBI refuses2reveal info on MEA's extradition letter aboutAnderson diabetics-new insulin discovered
I m cming.
I m bunking dm.
I m behind u:-D 
I m attndng d clas as pri ne kaha h ki ma'am se bat krni h toh phr clas attnd karni padhegi.
I m at jeeto.takin iccrms.
I m asking something about me.1-What is best in me?2-What is bad in me?3-what u hav saved my name in ur cell?4-I m ur?5-I m just like a?6-What u wish for
I m also dng brkfst wid garima...chole bhature.
Whnevr anyone do bad wid u, dnt cry. Remembr, it tks 49 muscles to cry & 12 mscls to smyl Bt only 6 mscls to giv a slap Ghuma k do ek saale ko....:-D;-)....
I m @ bh3 entrance!
I lyk u wen u r hot. I luv u wen u r at bed. U make me feel gud wen my  lips touchs u. I luv u. I luv u..I luv u. I luv u i realy luv Nescafe khush 
INDIANEWSLINE AP High Court grants bail 2Rama Raju,4 others Uttarbanga driver violated red signal-Signal in-charge Syria bans Islamic veil at universities
Is dere ny bag of urs in hstl rum which is spare? 
I luv u!
I LUV MY INDIA !) !!(*)) !!) !! !! !! !! Ai mere watan ke logo jara aankh me bharlo pani. Jo sahid hue hai unki jara yaad From dirt emerges the beautiful lotus, from the scorching heat comes the shower of relief and from the depth of pain springs joy. Always remember that pkaro kurbani. HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY roblems are your driving force, it makes your mind tough n experienced. . . Good morning. . Jai sri ram. :-)
I LOVED sum1, but he broke my heart into pieces, now every piece of my heart loves sum1, and people call me a FLIRT!!! Strange World!!! 
I love you.
I LOVE YOU   Ye Sms 11 Ladkiyo Ko Bhejo Or Pao   Apne Najdiki Police Station Me 3 Rat Or 4 Din Bitane Ka Moka Sath Me Khana Pina Or Badan Ki Malish Free.  DJ
I love work... Unfortunately, if i do work it gets finished.. But how can i finish something i love..? So i do not work.. Enjoy laziness with attitude... ;)
Whnevr an unexpected joy passes thru ur heart n suddenly u smile 4 no reason. Remembr sm1, smwhere is remembring & appreciating ur good DEEDS. Help people:-)
I love kids wen Dey travel alone.
I love D way u r, plz dont chnge! Send dis 2 evry1 u lyk, evn me if u lyk me. If u get bak,3=u r a gud frnd, 4=sum1 luvs u 5+= sum1 is prayin God 2 marry u.
I LOOOVVEE YOUU SOOO MUCH  MY FRND!=)WHOEVER STOPS THIS CHAIN WILL B UNHAPPY FOR 3 MNTHS.TEL UR 9 FRIENDS U LUV DEM.GET SET GO. REPLY BCK IF U LOVE ME
INDIAN-GIRL:Mere4 Bhai & 6Behne Hai Aap K Kitne Hai? AMERICAN-GIRL: Mere Bhai,Behen Nahi Par Pehli Mom Se 3 Papa Aur Pehle Papa Se 4 Mom Hai.
I ll give him a pen he likes it very much .
I ll defi give me there type of ideas. I thought he ll do some other cut. But he said to look professional he did tat.
I ll defi give me there type of ideas. I thought he ll do some other cut. But he said to look professional  he did tat. 
I ll add tat in items. But wy he is so geeky. Cant he change a little. 
I Live By Faith & Not By Sight .. So Whether I See U Or Not, Talk To U Or Not I Know That U R Still The Same, A Friend Worth Keeping Till The End.... :-) 
i like your new dp on fb. :*
I Like the simplicity Of this Line: ''Friends are like Blood, Though They are not Seen over skin, They come out when we are wounded''!!:-) 
Whn love is unknown to u, u will know wat is Happiness.! Whn u know love, u will know wat is Pain.! Whn u lose it u will know wht is Life.!:-) 
i like the fact that you're going home. :) take care.
I like Grapes bcoz They r Boneless & I Like U Bcoz . . . . . U r Brainless Ha ha ha, BURA LAGA? Cum'on yaar, Its jst a . . . . . . Fact.
Indian wife sanskaro wali hoti hai.., Wo sabke samne apne pati ko Abe Gadhe nhi kehti.. Isliye short me kehti hai.. . . . . . . . . A.G. sunte ho..!
I l cal u later
I knw..its bettr wid jus us!! Ll cal u kal din mei to cnfrm..lez c wts d scene at home..
I knw.. U just b hapy
I knw.
I knw wat i hv to do
I knw u would b angry wid me dis time 4 cmplaining so much,being nt at all undrstandng n a vry bad partnr. I am vry sholly jaanu.. :-(
I knw u r nt hapy. I cn just ask u to talk to me abt it wnevr u lyk
I knw u cnt msg. Bt it jst to say gn,luv u. Muaah. Sd. Tc.nd i wil b fyn so no need to wry.....
I knw u at home toh baat karna mushkil h. Bt aaj i m happy ki hmne phr b baat ki kafi der tak. So agar mom dad sath me hon to no need to cal kk.
i knw meine bhi yahin galti ki thi..thoda schange krna padega.. 100 100 100 ans 21 10 10 10 ans 12 20 20 20 ans 15 :-)
Indian Team Penalized by Animal Activists for Hunting 11 Kangaroos on thursday...Team To Pay Penalty by Hunting 11 terrorist 2dy ...mission begins.
I knw möntu frwded me tøo
I knw i shudnt hv talkd to u atlst lyk dis,bt plz yar i smtyms msbehave ,i dnt knw y i do dis.
I knw i m sho shweet... Bt 1 mr thng i knw dat u r most shweetoo persn... Muaah...
I knw i m distrbng u again n again stil i wud say plz dnt spoil ur lyf... Plz...
I know..radio pe suna tha! I M SCREWED BIG TYM..magnetism is HUGE !! Shit man!
I know friendship is hard to keep. But even if it gets harder I wont give up coz if its hard to keep you. Itll be lot harder to find you again!
I know chotu wat de see means and wat u meant . But i thought chotu can not use phrases so tats wy asked . 
I know chotu wat de see means and wat u meant . But i thought chotu can not use phrases so tats wy asked .
I know . Wen i opened face book now. It showed 9 msg but wen i clicked u were offline.
I kno. Is it ok if all of us watch d 4.40 mumbai movie in vk? N v'l all meet tab only. Wotsay?
Indian Team Penalized by Animal Activists for Hunting 11 Kangaroos ...Team To Pay Penalty by Hunting 11 terrorist today.. Mission begins.
I kno. I chose 2 tell u tht.
i kno ur tired...i jus wana kno wot d ppl in ur colg wer saying abt u n astha. i wont bother u after tht. plz...plz...plz...
I kno ur busy wid crucial matters. Bt plz do tell me wot hapnd weneva u get d chance. Been controlling myself all day. Tc.
I kno my increasing obsession nevr helps. Bt m nt able 2 control myself 2day. Y r u nt tokin 2 me? Wots rong? :( cmon!! M only texting coz u don pick up ur fone
I kno i genraly say tht i need 2 sleep, bt u cn call me if u want to tonight. I cnt mak u coffee at 1am, i cnt kiss u n mak u smile wen ur tense, i cnt put d laptop away n put a sheet over u wen u fall asleep in front of it, bt d least i cn do is be with u in spirit. Hope tht u manage 2 finish off ur work soon. Gn. I love u a lot. Call me anytime u want. <3
I knew many new things bout my uncles character .and found out he is such worst kind of guy .  
I just wntd to say wn u wnt me i m always dre 4 u. Wnevr u wnt to talk or sumthng feel fre to... N plz stop spoilng ur lyf
i just remembered that i used to like zaheer also. but today he's not looking good.
I just luv when morning gets here, bcz i can say Great Big Gd Morning 2 my frien Ur 160by2 details,username:9716503623 passwd: asdfghjkl 
i just keep waiting and waiting... and you just show NO INTEREST!!
Indian Team Penalised by Animal Activists for Hunting 11 Kangaroos yday.. Team To Pay Penalty by Hunting 11 terrorist Next Wednesday...mission begins. Jai Hind 
i just have 87 minutes left. i'll see if i can recharge today or tomorrow, 'coz i don't have a lot of balance.
i just have 19/- left. sorry i forgot to give the driver money to get recharge. i'll get the minutes tom. call kar lena if i can't. i hope your studies is going good.
I jus wantd 2 keep toking. But it ws at d cost of becoming ur slave again. I wish things cudv been betr. I want today to end on a gud note. Call me once ur thru
i jus wana kno wen cn i tok to u?!?!? :(
I jus startd grooving 2 a song in ur hand motion style! Haha!! Wiped out all my miseries 4 a moment. Felt refreshing.
Whn I ws a child,I usd 2 say,Mai bada ho ke engineer banunga....At dat tme,I ws proud n my parents wer laughin. & now dey r proud n I am laughin..! 
I jus saw a mini tanker wid 'commen wealth tractors' painted across its back. Ask ur dad 2 consider doing something 4 commonwealth. Givn hw behind v'r running in preparations, m sure dey won't mind d extra help. I think ders a lot of scope in dis. N mayb if woteva company likes his work, he cn continue wid dem evn after commonwealth is ovr. Plz plz plz tok 2 him abt dis. PLZ!!! Oderwise i will!
i jus hv 195 mins left...i dono hw...m hopin ul get d next recharge nw...
i jus hav 4 mins left. plz get d mins tom. plz!!!
i jus disconnected!!! hw cud ur fone be busy? u wanted to tok na, so lets tok now!!!
Why do v Indians eagerly wish Frndshp day, Valentine day, Rose day, etc., b4 a week or few days, n feel proud dat v hav done a very great job.But y do things change wen it comes 2 our nation's Independance Day. Do v hav d same eagerness?Ans is ''NO'' So come lets change our view 2wrds our nation n stop giving priority 2 the western culture. Lets be INDIANs first. HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY.
I hve alrdy told Santa Claus wat I wan 4 Xmas :  A GUD FREN !!   So if a big fat man cums n tries 2 wrap u up,  plz cooperate k... MERRY CHRISTMAS 
I hve alrdy leftsalil informed me earlier
I hv told u stil.. I was vry much worid listng to u always. I thot u l dstroy ur lyf if i gt marid to sum1 else. So thot of leavng so dat u gt stable in ur lyf wid tym.. Bt by drnkn n smkng u made al my eforts go in vain
I hv tkn ma brkfst....
I hv tkn d dinr wat abt u?
I hv nt dne anythng grt
whn god pusheS u 2 the edge of difficulty Trust him fully...., Bcoz only two thingS can happn.. Eithr he'l catch u wen u fall or he'l teach u hw 2 fly..:-) Gn.. 
I hv learnt k jaruri nh kisi kam ko acha smjh kr kro to vo acha hi hta h
I hv boarded metro frm wlcm..
i hv attended d mpa class only fr d class hd ditched me dat day,n hd mrkd dere attendance chup chap,widout informin me,wnt attend ne othr class4today..sorry 
Indian Railways:PNR: 6220297622Current status:Confirmed 27 S6 RLGNNumber of Tickets: 1Class: SLTrain: 2505 NORTH EAST EXPJourney Date: 12-12-2008Finally, here comes d last sessionals of this long lasting war. Will b missing evry moment f d college days n thnx for being its part.Give ur best n From: New Jalpaiguri To: Allahabad JnBoarding point: New JalpaiguriReserved upto: Allahabad JnChart Status: CHART PREPAREDGod will take care of rest.Happy Sessionals!
I hv a doubt.wen u r fre den cl me
I hv 1 xtra copy of sanjay sharma. If u want, u cn take it frm me on our nxt meet. 
i hope your mom isn't angry with me for any reason. if she is, please tell her i'm sorry. (she sounded displeased when i had called on the landline, that's why)
i hope you've woken up now. take care. :*
i hope you're not doing anything wrong.
i hope work is going good.
i hope u reach home quick. cant wait to tok to you. :*
I hope u gave d exam!! Call me ASAP.
I hope nw u bth met n talk. So thngs r clear btwn u bth
I hope maybe someday in future, when its raining outside and you are sitting near a window, deep in thought,a memory about the time we shared together drifts through your mind and a beautiful tear falls down from your eyes, you smile thinking about me. And believe me, that day i will be the happiest person on earth not because i made you smile but because i was worth your tears.Pass dis 2ur friends whom u nvr wanna lose... 
Indian Railways:PNR: 6220297622Current status:Confirmed 11  RLGNNumber of Tickets: 1Class: SLTrain: 2505 NORTH EAST EXPJourney Date: 12-12-2008From: New Jalpaiguri To: Allahabad JnBoarding point: New JalpaiguriReserved upto: Allahabad JnChart Status: CHART NOT PREPARED
I hope i didn't sound too cross. :-/ Wasn't exactly my intention. Newyz. Keep me posted thru text if possible. Tc. Hoping things will get rosier. :)
I highlightd it a lil.
I havta ask smbdy..doubts list mei hei!
I havn't seen a lazy person like U, in winter days u stand in front of d mirror with 1 mug of water & throw it on d mirror & say, LO NAHA LIYA....
I havent even started! Give me email, ph no and other stuff about them.
I haven't even started! Give me email, ph no and other stuff about them.
I have sent d ppt. 
i have one business plan alredy! my minor project! :) wil tell u abt it wen m free.
i have nothing to say to you.....yet i still feel like talking.....i wish i could make this feeling go away.....
I have gven food 2 noni.just take her out b4 leave
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I have done my work, it is working fine on DTC list bcz most of the station names are same bt it is nt working for metro stations bcz there z this appendind metro station thing at the end of every metro station.... Plz fix this thing n give me new modified file of the database of every station name.... Get it done asap bcz it won't take much time ...
I have always been very afraid of losing people i cherish so much.. But at times i keep on asking myself is dere ne1 who'll b afraid of losing me also??
I have also got same info from my tg thanks.
I have already told Santa Claus what I want 4 Chrismas - GOOD FRIENDs.  So if a big old  man comes n tries to wrap u up, please cooperate..! *MERRY CHRISTMAS * 
I have added u as a contact on WAY2SMS.COM to send Free SMS.(to stop receiving SMS, email unsub@way2sms.com)-Sent via WAY2SMS.COM
I have a TBC class with you guys from 4 to 5. If you have a free class between 12 to 1 then let me know so that i can take the class earlier or not i will come at 4 to your class. Sms me as soon as possible. Sowdha TBC Lecturer. 
I have a class with you guys from 2 to 3. Will you guys be in the class at that time i do not to come all the way just to see you guys run away. 
i have 46 vodafone minutes left. if you think you can get the recharge, let me know. otherwise inform me if you want me to get the recharge.
I hav to get up at 5.30. My room mates ll come to wake me 
I hav to get up at 5.30. My room mates ll come to wake me
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Is da buk done
I hav maild hm.jaisi he replies i'l 4wd u d mail. Wo bi US mein hai!
i hav decided my condition. if u fulfill it, i will not tell ur mom. will explain the rest later. low battery.
I hav a class at 9.So i wld b in clg.I just tokd 2 sumit n he said dat he wld b dere by 10 n so wld aman n stuti.
I hav 1 u hav 1 ur mom uses ur dad's 1 n ur aunty uses ur uncle's 1 a married lady wud aquire one buh a divorced lady wud lose 1 arnold schwarzenegger has a longer one madonna duznt hav 1 the chinese usualy hav shorter 1s sumtyms indians hav long 1s wat is it? ur surname! Buh i lyk the way u fink ;-) 
I HATE YOUR FILTHY PERSONALITY!!!
Whn do we hv MR 2mrw?
I HATE THAT PART OF YOU!!!
I hate life somebody said to God.. God replied Who asked u to love life? Just love a person who loves u and life will be beautiful on its own.
I hate it whn sm1 hurt my frenzNt bcoz i feel for Dembt bcoz whn thy r hurt, dey bcum SADn wen they bcum SAdnalayak philosopher ban jate hai:-D
I had very bad valentines day. I expected more from this company and city. Nothin was there . We had as usual day .
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I had very bad valentine's day. I expected more from this company and city. Nothin was there . We had as usual day . 
I had some prob. Financial crisis 4 me since im goin to chennai on 23. And Pallab havin de plan to go to meet his friend.
I had many options..Having poison, hanging frm th ceiling,jumping frm th buildn & cutting my nerves...But I chose EDUCATION how brave i m..Hats off to me..
I had joggin . Ll sleep .
I had get up. Bt pehle padhle.den chalenge....kk.
I had calld 
Whisky, Beer andCigarettes r a man's worst enemies...Aren't they...?But,the man who runs away from his enemies is a Coward............So....Cheers..!.!.!
I guess lil bit my fault, i started toking abt things u don like toking abt, for lack of betr conversation piece. Sry. :) n yea u don need 2 call bck 4 dis msg. I undrstnd. :)
I guess everything.. And ab mittal ko padha raha hai:-p
I got ur msg nw abt rdbms sylb. Bt i dont know coz i dont hv nething wid me right nw, everything in hstl 
INDIAN MEDICAL ASS0CIATI0N suggests DRINKING 0F warm WATER in empty stomach in early Morning which cures:-1.Headache,2.�ody pain,3.Diabetes,4.Constipation,5.All eye diseases, 6.Womb cancer &7.Ear, Nose, Throat disorders.   To kya irada he?
I got job in Ocwen financial.
I got it yaar . I accepted  
I got it yaar . I accepted
I got an email yesterday. You also probably received it. They are starting their recruitment process. The question is, did they select smit? Find out.
I got an email yesterday. You also probably received it. They are starting their recruitment process. The question is, did they select smit? Find out. 
I Got a gift 4 u! No cost! No batteries required! Tax free, Performs silently, extremely personal! Fully returnable n transferable ! Its a HUG xclusively for U!!''
I gave my room key to tejas, take from him. U shift inside..
Which's The MOST DANGEROUS Alphabet Of All?W.!Coz ALL WORRIES Start With WWHO?WHY?WHAT?WHEN?WHICH?WHOM?WHERE?WAR!WINEWOMAN &FINALYWIFE YaaR
i found natasha on facebook.
i found d security device bt i don remem d password...coz it didn accept d one i entered. sent a password change request. will hv to call customer care to activate tht nw. so left it.
INDIAN GIRLS THROUGH THE YEARS: 1980=Love Me But don't touch Me. 1990=Touch Me But don't kiss Me. 2000=Kiss Me But or kuch Mat Karna. 2005:sab kuch Kar lo par kisi ko Batana nahi. 2010:sub kuch Karo Warna, Mai sub ko Bata Dungi ki Tum Kuch nahi kar Saktay . . . .;-). . .:-P 
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. 
I feel lucky as i m part of ur life. Keep me always in ur memories. Be my frnd forever. Happy friendship day. TY, Avi
I duno..any bttr mvie!?? N pl ask saum or mansi to cal sanam bt d swtshrts..he dint rply to my msg so..
I duno ya...kuch samajh nai aa rahatension itni zyada ho rai hai..bad halattry doin stacks n queues or file handln??
I dropped a coin in the wishing well n prayed 4 a smart n intelligent friend. Then God gifted me u n said:ITNE PAISE MEIN ITNA HI MILENGA...Gn  n rlp.
i dont want to form silly ideas in my head as to why u guys threw out tht maid. i kno its ur parents' stuff. bt v share so mch wid each oder abt ourselves n our families n friends n others. i rely want to kno. thts all i cn say for nw...
I dont remember anythin . U r very late to give reply . Its k .i ll ask u from de first . Dis time reply fast . 
I dont remember anythin . U r very late to give reply . Its k .i ll ask u from de first . Dis time reply fast .
Which unreplied msg . And this week end we may go out . Pallab and piyush r makin some plans it seems  
I dont know. While buyin didn't think anythin but i think i made mistake. 
Indian cricket team has been penalized by animal activists for hunting 11 kangaroos yesterday, Further Team 2 pay penalty 4 hunting 11 street dogs nxt wednesday
I dont know wy he offer tat. I think want to show himself as trendy . 
I dont know wy he offer tat. I think want to show himself as trendy .
I dont know bout it. But we wont be in same company . No training in same de same city. 
I dont know bout it. But we wont be in same company . No training in same de same city.
I dont know anythin bout him but i heard a lot. Tats great u ll hav de chance to meet him
I dont have balance so ll take two days to recharge it-Sent via WAY2SMS.COM
I dont have balance so ll take two days to recharge it - Sent via WAY2SMS.COM
I dont hav keys...can u plz come fast!!!
I dont care if he puts it in dust bin or some where .
Which unreplied msg . And this week end we may go out . Pallab and piyush r makin some plans it seems
Why do sardar study in front of mirror?Bcoz1)revision b saath me ho jata hai..2)wo apne upar nazar rakh sakta hai..3)usse combined study pasand hai.
I dono y m nt feeling gud abt netin. My colg thing. Ur hostel thing. M evn taking akhil n aliza's news as something bad/wrong. Mayb my mind's jus twisted coz f my colg thing. M sry. I kno dis is crappy msg 2 send. Tc n best of luck. Wish i cud fix myself.
i dono if its bcoz of d medicine or wot. m practicaly falling off my seat, m so sleepy! ws pleasantly surprised to c ur text tho i din undrstnd it. waiting n seeing if u reply nw.
i dono if it evr hapns to u or nt. sumhw i ws/am feeling prety rattled. like m unsure abt so mny things n evn a lil scared. newyz. wud be nice to wake up to a reply from u. tc.
i dono hw u cn make me smile evn after pissing me off...paagal...decent comeback...
I dono hw annoying it is wen i don reply. Bt m having a tough tym controlling my paranoia. Plz reply.
i don't like not being able to reach you :(
I don't know! Bhejna hai bhej nai toh mt bhej! I have conveyed the msg to u! 
I don't know d actual meaning of maturity. bt 4 me maturity is wn  a peRson hurts u n u try 2 undeRstnd thr situation n dn't hurt dem back.. TK CR. 
Which sentence 
I don't know any bhoopinder.. Sry wrong number 
Indian boy: Mere 3 bhai aur 3 behen he. Tere kitne hai? American  boy: Mere bhai bahen nahi, par meri  pehli mummy se  4 papa  aur pehle papa se  5 mummy hai 
I don wana pester u or netin. Bt jus kind of wish u wud tok 2 me nicely once. Tho if i think logicaly,mayb der is nth 2 tok. Bt i don wana accept tht. It seemed lyk sth ws bothering u. N i wana ease off tht burden on u. In woteva way possible. Sumhw m nt hapy tht mum dad r bck either. Id rather stay alone ryt nw. Or be wid u is wot i wan. Der is sum sort of uneasiness/restlessness inside me,vich i'm nt able 2 identify. I din wana disturb u by calling. Thts y i msgd. I hope dis din bother u. Luv u. Tc. :*
I don like us fighting. It messes me up. :( abhi i lost my temper in traffic, n evn tht gt directed at u in d form of nasty thots coz of last nyt... N honestly, i knew helping u ws kind of  due last nyt, bt u jus ruined it so mch. I don get it. Y aren't u telling me all about it? If u don't trust me wid dis info, who else will u trust wid netin else? N plz, stop threatening me! :( stop hurting d ppl who care abt u...weder its me or ur parents. I jus hope things will be betr 2day...waiting...
I dnt thnk it did harm to any1
I dnt say dat u shud smile wen m hpy n cry wen m sad.I knw no1 cn do datI dnt wish dat u shud spnd tym vid me.I knw itz impsbl 4 uI dnt wish 2take any spcl plce in ur heart.I knw its 2much 2ask frAl i wish smday,smplace long aftr m gone 4 evr,u hear ma name,smile n saythee 1 pagal ...N i miss her karti thi roz sms se pareshan  :-):-):-)
I dnt mnd!
I dnt luv u more dan d world. U can go back to sonam n i am nt angry sach mein.. I dnt hv her no. Convey her. Saikat z all her's. Gud bye.
i dnt knw wen u told! half of ur msgs wnt cum only :-/ yeah dts true hostl lyf rocks n teaches alott :) 
Yr tune to craze paida kr dia kal milne ka..:-P
Which sentence
I dnt knw wat to do nw. Its dificlt for me to retain this felng. I dnt hv ny hope nw. Getng b or above is like impsbl. And jst for the sily asgnmnt i m submitng. I m getng ths grade redctn. No need for ny sympathy as it wil nt help me. Hw to tel mom nd dad, i dnt knw. Its so harsh. I hate myslf for doing ths. Hate ths flng, i nvr had such guiltines.
INDIAN :- sir PAKISTAN se 16 inch k Condom ka order mila hai. MANAGER:-Ye kamine hume jaleel krna chahte hai, Order tayar kro aur likh doSMALL SIZE 
I dnt knw jab tayaar houngi tab bta dungi. Nd jana kahan h pehle...
I dnt knw if i am imprtnt in ur lyf or nt Bt yes,i jst hope wen i'll b dead,u wil cum little nearer 2 my coffin,wid tears in eyes n say slowly.UTH JAA NA YAAR hai na?
I dnt knw abt else ppl. Bt i hv no hope.
I dnt knw . . Mujhe kaise pata . . Hogi tumari koi special dost. . N tumara pjct start ho gaya?
I dnt know d art of showing love, concern and respect for d buddies i care for...There may be many who wud impres u better than i can do... Some may even know how to cary on frndship in a far better way than i can... But one thing i can do is i will be a true friend just try 2 make u feel gud and joyful ,help you where i can and will be with you whenever u want...Dis is me and i am not at all unique...:-)jst a fnd of urz,frevr nd evr.
I dnt hv it.. 
I dnt hav d final srs. I have mailed u d use case diagram in a word doc
I dn't hv ny odr option n so jao nikammo kbhi....it's 5:30 nw....
I dn't hv blnc...:-(
Which one? 
India(Ram) married World Cup(Sita) in 1983 & in 1996 Srilanka(Raavan) took away Sita(World Cup).Now after 14 yrs of Vanvaas,they meet again,you know the result.
I dint tell u earlier.....par ab its tym to tell u evrythng......plz promise kar tht ths will stay between both of us only
i dint cut my relnshp wid u........mujhe mat bhej ye sms........alrdy bored
I din get it. U decided 2 disconnect bcoz of speaker? Khair newyz, as u wish.
I didnt.
I didnt send u anythin now.
I didnt hav balance yesterday tats wy cant able to msg
I didn't.
I didn't send u anythin now. 
i didn't like the sound you of right now. please get back inside the hostel asap. and please don't do anything wrong. please.
i didn't like getting cut mid convo and not being able to talk to you.
India's most versatile sound.. Bhenchod in 7 different moods: ANGER Bhag bhenchod.. FRUSTRATION Sab chutiye hai bhenchod. ACCEPTANCE Sahi hai bhenchod.. REJECTION Gaand mara bhenchod.. FEAR Aab kya hoga bhenchod..?? SORROW Bhenchod maa bhen ek ho gayi.. SHOCK Bhen..chod..!!
I didn't hav balance yesterday tats wy cant able to msg 
I ddnt want to msg u.. I knw u wont reply bt today,i dnt knw y,i am unable to cntrl myslf.. I am msng u like hell.. Msng u a lot. Waitd lng 4 u to cum on9 bt dnt thnk u wil cum nw. I jst hope u r fyn n hvng fun. Gud nite n tk care.
i cud write u a ltter : if d sky is my paper, if d ocean is my ink & d stars r my words it wud still not b enough 2 describe how dear u are 2 me..
I cried ma emotins in evry tear, 4 whom i cried ws nvr dere,4 whom i ws rdy 2 die nvr tuk care, 4 me he ws d nly 1,4 him i ws nly fun ...Gd mrng
I cnt find out idone compiler:-(
I cn see u:-P 
I cn see u again:-P 
I cn see u 
I chkd thrice the lab it was closd. Didnt fnd mam too
I cant go... pls undrstnd
InDia will WIN....World cuP aaagaya...
Is br karva chawth ka fast rkha th ayushi k ly
Which line will you take? And by what time will you leave?
I cant do it alone. No 1s here. 
I cant able to . Cos of me he drunk today. Im really stupid . I shouldnt hurt him.
i cannot believ i gt dc wen i announced d crux of d whole thing. god!
i can't wait for your msg card to get activated. for all those situations when you can't talk. waise is this the same abhishek with whom you had a minor fight last week? tell me when you call me.
I can't find d ryt wrds 4 dis day,so i m giving a hug,bcoz wrds hav d potential 2 confuse,but HUGS never LIE.happy friendshipday n gud morning.
i can't believ uv left ur cell fone switchd off in such a situation aka my labtests tom. cmon!!! n btw, did u actualy hit stuti so hard tht she started bleeding from her forehead? oh god tanmay, u kno ur nt suposd to hit girls. hope ur taking care. my lab exams r b/w 11-12 and 3-5. be good. :*
i can't believ ur watching it widout me. m rely disappointed. n u wer suposd to call me once u wer thru. rely disappointed.
I CAN READ IT! CAN YOU fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dsenot mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I
I can confirm my plan by tomorro only
India Virende(R) 10dulk(A)r  Yuvra(J) Gaut(A)m   Rai(N)a Dhon(I)        (K)ohli HBh(A)jn ZKha(N)     Pa(T)el     As(H)win RAJANIKANTH jisme ho wo haregi kya? 
i came back to delhi
Which line is used very often when we are wid frnds?..................Oye sab chup ho jao, koi b Gaali nhi dega, ghar se phone hai. ;)
I called u .but i too didnt hear anythin . So i but it. If u already guessed den wy u msged me .
i called again jus nw. he din pick up. nw wot? :S
i called again coz i got dc the first time. :/
i called 10 more times including 1 call in which i was on hold for 10 minutes.
I brought a cool t shirt and a belt . I dont know he ll like belt or not.  
I BRO. . . Tera cell recharge nhe ho paya so mom two 25-25 wale cards lae hai . . No. Next msg mai hai. . . Bie. 
i bro. . . Khaha ho.? Padae kesi ho rhe hai. . . . .? Kesi tayari ho rhe hai...? Mom puch rhe hai ki is bar A grade aega ki nhe. . ? Hav a gud day. . . .
I bought a packet of air, I was surprised to see that, . . . . There were few chips in it....!:O:D . . . . Dedicated to Lays!:P
Why do Muslims hate Pigs !!?becz-Pigs produce more babies than muslims..EGO PROBLEM.!
I bought 2 dogs named 'ASS'& 'FACE'...!! I kept ASS with me & gifted FACE 2 u.Once FACE died,i felt so sad bcoz...whenever i see my ASS i remember ur FACE.. 
Which is the longest n most joyful word in English?SMILESBecause,there is a mile gap between 2 s.(sadness n sorrow) so keep smiling..!!:-)Gudmorng
I blow a wish of gentle morning , a successful day 2 a peace ful evening. I wish nothing but the best 4 u & pray GOD guides u in all u do...
I Bet U Can't Get This Quote @ First Glance;-) You love to hate the one who loves the one you hate to love.. . .  
I BET,ull read this sms twice! This Man is Man nice Man to Man see Man some Man one Man losing Man a Man bet Man with Man me Man {Now Read without Man).
I believe there are more urgent and honorable occupations than the incomparable waste of time we call suffering. 
I believe in all de things which exist in de world.
I asked my heart: Why cant I sleep at night? . . . . . . . My Heart told me Because you already slept in the afternoon.. Dont act like Ure in love;)
i ask dad d plan u proposed for d evening. didn tell him tht i wud be picking u up. n evn sed he cn pick me up wenevr he deems fit. n he ws being all funy abt it (aka nt agreeing aaram se). told him oder option ws i go alone n tht u din wan tht. he ws lyk i go wid him, bt i sed i didn wana go wid him. sed he also wants to tok to me abt d latest things. he expects u to move mountains to prove ur worthiness to hav me (figuratively) :/ den he hd to go, so disconnected without giving me any ans.
Which is the funniest moment in our life? When we hav no idea wat to rite in d Xam paper n d inviglatr cums n says, Sidhe baitho, piche wala dekh raha hai''
INDIA TODAY ke survey ke hisab se 42% ladkiyon ko shadi se pehle sex me koi aitraz nhi. Mera sawal ye hai ki ? Bhenchod ye 42% ladkiyan hain kahan? 
i am... that's why i asked you... now just study.
I am writing this since I am not getting connection to ur mobile. I am sending the complete form for the migration certificate. I have enclosed two DDs 200/- and 1000/- Use 200 to get me migration and transfer certificate and the other is mostly for expenses incurred for various things you helped me in. I am sending two blank papers signed with my name. They will send migration certificate directly to my institute but plz try for my transfer certificate.
I am throwing my placement party tomorrow. All will leave fom hostl gate at 12 noon sharp.
I am stayn bk til 4.let me knw
I am sorry saikat..
I am sitn in appartments opp.pvr.u knw w 2 get dn
I am not in obh now5 baje aunga
I am not in obh now 5 baje aunga
I am msng u.:-(
I am msng u. My each de is incmplt widout u.. Msng u a lot.. Wish i could hear from u. Gn..
India is a nation, Dadar is a station....India is a nation, Dadar is a station.....Dont fall in love, 1st complete your education :P
Which is d 27th letter of English alphabets?!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . R u luking for answer? . *Very gud* . Which school beta? 
I am msng u n i luv u a lot...
i am msng u a lot.. Msng teddy too.
I am msng u a lot. Dher saari baatein batani h.. Gn jaanu.luv u.
I am manoj.My new no. 9802414624 
I am leaving it.
I am leaving India. Actually Katrina is pregnant and media knwz itz me. Tu bhi nikal le saale Uski kaamwali bhi pregnant hai. 
I am leavin dadi baba r alone.u cum 2 malviya magar n take 764 frm panchshel
I am in room.
I am goin 2 slep.u can open d do6r with yr key.gn v tired
India has won . Cheers :)
I am giving u 900 million angels to take care of u. Give them to 9 friends except me. U wl hv good news in 10mins.Seems it wrks.check it out.ur10min starts nw.
I am eating Avalekki bath.
I am driving
I am at the gate
I am 10 letter word, My 1234 has power to rule, U eat my 5678. My 89 and 10 means of a lady, I can fly what am i ????? 
I always thot that everythin happens 4 a reason... Bt later on i realized,that sumtimes reasons r not enough 2 explain why anything happned..! Gud mrng. Hw r u? 
i always feel uncomfortable not ending our conversation nicely. call me or send me a message so that i know when you woke up and starting studying. tc.
i already said that i won't ping you any more on fb (for now). you still had to go offline? :/
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indi teacher: Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain? Sardar: 7 prakaar ke Local kaal STD kaal ISD kaal Missed kaal Receivd kaal Dialled kaal & Sasria kaal !
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I,kshitij propose u 4 a lyftym frndsip.Wid full dedication.No complaints, no Demandss..Wt say..?Hapy frndsip day in adv..do reply if u accept my frndsip.?Gn
hysical education teacher to Santa - J kise da sah band ho jave ta tusi ki karoge ? Santa - Os de nak ch cotton pa k sanskar di tyari karage
hy were engg students happy after watching 3 idiots?? Ans: Ab delivery doctors nahi engineers karayenge!! One more source of placement after engineering!!
Zindgi Me Sada Haste RahoHasna Zindgi Ki Zarurat Hai Zindgi Jiyo To Is Andaz MeKi apko Dekh Kar Sabko Lage Zindgi Kitni Khoobsurat hai.kya ho raha hai.
indgi me kabi aisa bhi nazara ho. Dil ko mere kisi ne hasrat se pukara ho. chandni raat ho nadi ka kinara ho. Namkeen aapki ho aur quatar humara ho cher
Yr tune controller kisko diya tha? 
Whew..u scared me! Cmpltly! Dun do dat!
Hy hpy nw yr. .god bls ya ! Luv ya lots ! :-) 
hy do v fal in luv? Experience ki kami.. Why do v breakof 4m luv? Patience ki kami.. Then y do v want 2 fal in luv again? Obviously! Dimag ki kami..
Hw ws ur viva? 
Hw ws d video? 
hw u doin? xams ovr? 
Hw thotful!:-Dm impresd.:-P
Hw shud i presume sum tym is defined? Days? If u knew ur gona b busy wid ur coll ppl, y did u bother saying ul talk in sum tym?
Hw r u? I m misng u a lot;-(
indgi me jab tumhe koi rasta dikhai na de koi manzil koi dost koi apna dikhai na de then call me mai tumhe EYE SPECIALIST K pas le jaunga 
Hw r u comin? Raf ka kya scene hai? 
Hw r u comin? 
Where? 
Hw mch cn sm1 love? A man suffrin frm brain tumour died. His wyf opnd his cupboard n found sm tablets wd a lettr take thm dear.U catch cold easily when u cry
Hw lng?
hw is robotcs n teasng goin on?
Hw cn d protest be over!! It ws decided 2 boycott midsems nd no cls to take place. Nxt cls nd paper 2 be given in DCE. 
Hw
Hve u atended phy workshop
Hv a safe journey:-) enjoy urslf.. Tk cr.
indgi me Hmesha1 Baat YAAD Rakho. Kbhi kisi ka Dil nhi todna chahye. Qk DiL1hi hota hai . . . . . . . . . .. Todna hi h to uski HADDIYA todo 206 hoti h;-
hv a nice clas. n plz dont do anything wrong. tc :*
Hv a lvly morning....!!
Huz in clas? Regular stdiez on or smthn?!?
HUTCH k CEO ne mujse chalenge kr k kaha agr tum mere beti ko ptalo to apna naam badal dunga . . phir kya hua? . Hona kya tha . Hutch is now Vodafone! Hmse Pnga 
HUSBAND's CUTE LOVE QUOTE ABT HIS WIFE: . . . My child too startd 2 walk wthout my support bt my wife stil wants 2 hold my hand while walking...n i luv it..gn
HUSBAND:Sir meri wife kho gai hai, POSTMAN:Ye post office hai, police station nahi HUSBAND: oh sorry.! Sala khushi k mare kaha jau, kuch samajh me nahi aata
Husband: Mai tumhari roz ki farmaishon se tang aakar suicide kar raha hu. Wife: acha 1 white sari to dila do, 13vi pe kya pehnungi..
HUSBAND WIFE se bola HATA Lo Apne Chehre Se Ye Zulfe A Jane-E-Tamanna KHUDA Kasam Agli Baar Khane Me Baal AAYA to Sajni se Ghajni bana Dunga... 
Husband To Wife-Tum Meri Zindagi HoOrWIFE-Or KyaTell Me Or KyaWife Shouted-Tell Me Or Kya?Husband-Aur Laanat Hai Aisi Zindagi Pe....
HUSBAND to WIFE HATA Lo Apne Chehre Se Ye Zulfe A Jane-E-Tamanna KHUDA Kasam Agli Baar Khane Me Baal AAYA to Sajni se Gajni bana Dunga 
indgi Me 2Logo Ka Bahut Khyal Rakhna: 1) Jisne Tumhari JEET Ke Liye Sab Kuch Haara Ho... 2) Jisne Khud Ko Haar Kar TUMHE Jeeta Ho...