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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<title>heyyy</title>
<meta name="author" content="Your Name">
<meta name="description" content="Example description">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<link rel="stylesheet" href="style.css">
<link rel="icon" type="image/x-icon" href="hrt.png"/>
</head>
<body>
<h1 class="hello">Hi, I'm Charlie, and I'm <br><em id="sing">~single~</em></h1>
<div class="kodak">
<img src="face2.jpg">
<p class="disclaim">This site is pretty severely out of date right now. I'll update it soon maybe. I don't look like this any more but my sense of humor is the same! U can still hmu if u want. </p>
</div>
<h2><span class="blonk">Biography</span></h2>
<ul class="bulls">
<li>23 years old</li>
<li>Man (he/him/his)</li>
<li>5'10 and has <b>never</b> lied about being 6'</li>
<li>Graduated from UVA</li>
<li>Working as an analyst at a Fortune 100 bank</li>
<li>Recycles</li>
<li>Donates to Wikipedia</li>
<li>Not a Republican or Libertarian</li>
<li>Uses separate shampoo & conditioner</li>
<li>Already has Costar downloaded (Taurus)</li>
<li>Relationship with family is Normal and Chill</li>
</ul>
<div class="kodak">
<img src="cwaire.jpg"><br>
<p class="disclaim">(This is my sister and me)</p>
</div>
<h2><span class="blonkodd">Things I think are neat</span></h2>
<br><br>
<ul>
<li>I like to hike and rock-climb, but I'm not <em>that</em> serious about them, so you might be better than I am</li>
<li>I used to work for a distillery, so I know a lot about whisky (and have a lot of their t-shirts, clearly)</li>
<li>I watch a lot of Great British Bakeoff and do a little bit of baking myself (my biscuit recipe lives <a href="https://blog.charlietrochlil.com/biscuits">here</a>)</li>
<li>I write songs and poems. You can watch a music video I made with a friend <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrOW4FFnXpY&ab_channel=rhymeswithvocal">here</a></li>
</ul>
<div class="kodak">
<img class="lscape" src="cupsi.jpg"><br>
<p class="disclaim">Me with my poetry team in spring 2019.</p>
</div>
<h2><span class="blonk">Testimonials</span></h2>
<div class="testify">"Charlie is only like 60% as weird as the existence of this website would lead you to believe."</div>
<div class="attrib">-Salem, friend from school</div>
<div class="testify">"Anecdotally, there aren't nearly enough straight men going to therapy. So I guess he should get some points for that?"</div>
<div class="attrib">-My therapist</div>
<div class="testify">"Super low-maintenance and a very attractive addition to your living space. Excellent value for somebody who's busy but wants to add a little zest."</div>
<div class="attrib">-Actually an online review of a houseplant but it resonates with me a lot</div>
<div class="testify">"What? No. Why would I give you a quote for that?"</div>
<div class="attrib">-An ex</div>
<h2><span class="blonkodd blonkodd2">Get in touch</span></h2>
<br><br><br><br>
<p class="contact"><a class="hahabut" href="https://twitter.com/messages/compose?recipient_id=940495855">Slide into my DMs</a> on Twitter</p>
<p class="contact"><a class="hahabut" href="mailto:charlie@trochlil.com">Send me an email</a> (old-fashioned but it works)</p>
<h2><span class="blonk">FAQs</span></h2>
<h3 class="fa">Why go to all the work of making this site when dating apps exist?</h3>
<p class="q">One of the things I hold most dearly is my commitment to stupid bits, and this is a pretty good stupid bit, so we're going for maximum effort. The outcomes aren't the point; the bit is.</p>
<h3 class="fa">So this is a joke?</h3>
<p class="q"><s>Mostly, but I really am single ;)</s>yea i guess so!</p>
<h3 class="fa">Do you think you're funny?</h3>
<p class="q">Yea, I guess. More to the point, I recognize that this isn't up everybody's alley, but if you've read all the way to the bottom of the page you must be at least <em>intrigued</em> by this silly joke. I think there's some value in that. </p>
<div>
<p class="contact"><a class="hahabut" href="https://www.charlietrochlil.com">Go (back) to my personal site</a></p>
</div>
</body>
</html>