C++ : Where friends have access to your private members. - Gavin Baker Q: Why was C found to be the speed of light? A: Because C++ was not written at that time. A: knock knock A: race condition B: who's there? A: Knock knock B Who’s there A:a local returned by reference B: reference to who? A: Segmentation fault C++ and Python walks into a bar, C++ reuses first glass