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WEBVTT
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Legend tells of a legendary warrior...
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...whose kung fu skills
were the stuff of legend.
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He traveled the land
in search of worthy foes.
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I see you like to chew.
Maybe you should chew on my fist!
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The warrior said nothing.
for his mouth was full.
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Then he swallowed. And then he spoke.
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Enough talk. Let's fight!
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Shashabooey!
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He was so deadly in fact.
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that his enemies would go blind from
overexposure to pure awesomeness.
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- My eyes!
- He's too awesome!
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- And attractive.
- How can we repay you?
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There is no charge for awesomeness.
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Or attractiveness.
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Kablooey!
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It mattered not how many foes he faced.
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They were no match for his bodacity!
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Never before had a panda
been so feared! And so loved.
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Even the most heroic heroes in China.
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the Furious Five.
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bowed in respect
to this great master.
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We should hang out.
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Agreed.
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But hanging out would have to wait.
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Because when you're facing
the 10.000 demons of Demon Mountain.
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there's only one thing
that matters and that's...
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Po! Get up!
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You'll be later for work!
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What?
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Po! Get up!
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Po. What are you doing up there?
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Nothing.
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Monkey! Mantis! Orange! Viper! Tigress!
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Po! Let's go! You're late for work.
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Coming!
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Sorry. Dad.
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Sorry doesn't make the noodles.
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What were you doing up there?
All that noise.
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Nothing. I just had a crazy dream.
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About what?
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What were you dreaming about?
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What was I?
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I was dreaming about...
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...noodles.
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Noodles? You were really
dreaming about noodles?
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Yeah. What else
would I be dreaming about?
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Careful! That soup is sharp.
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Oh. happy day!
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My son. finally having the noodle dream!
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You don't know how long I've been
waiting for this moment.
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This is a sign. Po.
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A sign of what?
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You are almost ready to be entrusted
with the secret ingredient
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of my Secret Ingredient Soup.
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Then you will fulfill your destiny
and take over the restaurant!
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As I took it over from my father.
who took it over from his father...
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...who won it from a friend in mahjong.
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Dad. Dad. Dad. it was just a dream.
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No. it was the dream.
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We are noodle folk.
Broth runs through our veins.
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But. Dad. didn't you ever want
to do something else?
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Something besides noodles?
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Actually. when I was young and crazy.
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I thought about running away
and learning how to make tofu.
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Why didn't you?
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Because it was a stupid dream.
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Can you imagine me making tofu?
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Tofu.
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No! We all have our place in this world.
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Mine is here. and yours is...
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I know. is here.
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No. it's at tables 2. 5. 7. and 12
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Service with a smile.
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Well done. students...
if you were trying to disappoint me.
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Tigress. you need more ferocity!
Monkey. greater speed.
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Orange. height. Viper. subtlety.
Mantis...
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- Master Shifu.
- What?!
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It's Master Oogway. He wants to see you.
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Master Oogway. you summoned me?
Is something wrong?
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Why must something be wrong
for me to want to see my old friend?
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So. nothing's wrong?
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Well. I didn't say that.
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You were saying?
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I have had a vision.
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Tai Lung will return.
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That is impossible! He is in prison.
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Nothing is impossible.
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Zeng!
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Fly to Chorh-Gom prison and tell them
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to double the guards. double
their weapons. double everything!
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Tai Lung does not leave that prison!
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Yes. Master Shifu!
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One often meets his destiny
on the road he takes to avoid it.
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We must do something! We can't let him
march on the valley. take his revenge!
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He'll...
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Your mind is like this water.
my friend.
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When it is agitated.
it becomes difficult to see.
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But if you allow it to settle...
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...the answer becomes clear.
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The Dragon Scroll.
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It is time.
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But who? Who is worthy to be trusted
with the secret to limitless power?
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To become the Dragon Warrior?
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I don't know.
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Excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry.
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Watch it!
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Sorry. Suck it up!
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Sorry. A thousand pardons.
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What?
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Master Oogway's choosing
the Dragon Warrior! Today!
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Everyone! Get to the Jade Palace! One of
the Five is gonna get the Dragon Scroll!
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We've waited 1.000 years for this!
Take the bowl!
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This is the greatest day
in kung fu history! Just go!
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Po! Where are you going?
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To the Jade Palace.
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You're forgetting your noodle cart.
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The whole valley will be there.
and you'll sell noodles to all of them.
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Selling noodles?
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But. Dad. I was thinking. maybe I...
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- Yeah?
- I was thinking maybe I...
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...could also sell the bean buns.
They're about to go bad.
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That's my boy!
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I told you that dream was a sign.
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Yeah. Glad I had it.
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- I'm a kung fu warrior!
- Me. too!
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- There's spots at the top.
- Let's go.
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Come on. Come on!
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Almost there.
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What?
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No! Oh. no!
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- Sorry. Po.
- We'll bring you back a souvenir.
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No. I'll bring me back a souvenir.
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It is an historic day.
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Isn't it. Master Oogway?
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Yes. and one I feared
I would not live to see.
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Are your students ready?
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Yes. Master Oogway.
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Know this. old friend.
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Whomever I choose will not only bring
peace to the valley...
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...but also to you.
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Let the tournament begin!
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Let the tournament begin!
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Yeah.
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No. no. wait!
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I'm coming! Wait. wait!
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Yes!
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Hey! Open the door!
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Let me in!
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Citizens of the Valley of Peace.
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it is my great honor
to present to you... Tigress!
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Viper! Orange! Monkey! Mantis!
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The Furious Five!
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Yeah. the Furious Five!
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Warriors. prepare!
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Wait. No. Oh. peeky-hole.
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- Ready for battle!
- Yeah.
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The Thousand Tongues of Fire.
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Look at that.
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Hey! Get out of the way!
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And finally Master Tigress!
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And believe me. citizens.
you have not seen anything yet.
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I know!
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Master Tigress! Face Iron Ox
and his Blades of Death.
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I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us.
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Citizens of the Valley of Peace.
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Master Oogway will now choose
the Dragon Warrior!
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Oh. no! No. no. wait!
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Yeah.
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Po!
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What are you doing?!
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What does it look like I'm doing?! Stop!
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I'm going to see the Dragon Warrior!
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But I don't understand.
You finally had the noodle dream!
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I lied. I don't dream
about noodles. Dad.
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I love kung fu!
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Come on. son. Let's get back to work.
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OK.
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Come back!
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What's going on?
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Where?
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What are you pointing?
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OK. Sorry.
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I just wanted to see
who the Dragon Warrior was.
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How interesting.
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Master. are you pointing at me?
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- Him.
- Who?
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- You.
- Me?
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The universe has brought us
the Dragon Warrior!
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- What?
- What?!
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- What?!
- What?!
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Stop. wait! Who told you to?
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Master Oogway. wait.
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That flabby panda can't possibly be
the answer to our problem.
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You were about to point at Tigress
and that thing fell in front of her!
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That was just an accident!
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There are no accidents.
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Forgive us. Master. We have failed you.
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No. If the panda
has not quit by morning
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then I will have failed you.
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Wait! Wait. wait. wait!
I bring a message...
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...from Master Shifu.
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What?!
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"Double the guard?!"
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"Extra precautions?!"
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"Your prison may not be adequate?!"
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You doubt my prison security?!
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Absolutely not.
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Shifu does. I'm just the messenger.
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I'll give you a message
for your Master Shifu.
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Escape from Chorh-Gom prison
is impossible!
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Impressive. isn't it?
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It's very impressive.
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It's very impressive.
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One way in. one way out.
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One thousand guards and one prisoner.
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Yes. except that prisoner...
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...is Tai Lung.
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Take us down.
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What are you doing?
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Oh. my.
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Behold Tai Lung.
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I'm just gonna wait right here.
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It's nothing to worry about.
It's perfectly safe.
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Crossbows! At the ready!
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Crossbows?
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Hey. tough guy. did you hear?
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Oogway’s giving someone the Dragon
Scroll. and it's not gonna be you.
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Don't get him mad.
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What's he gonna do about it?
I've got him completely immobilized.
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Did I step on the wittle kitty's tail?
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I'm good. I've seen enough.
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I'll tell Shifu he
has nothing to worry about.
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