diff --git a/code/datums/spells/banana_touch.dm b/code/datums/spells/banana_touch.dm
index 165ba07208ef..6fa785eb31aa 100644
--- a/code/datums/spells/banana_touch.dm
+++ b/code/datums/spells/banana_touch.dm
@@ -72,3 +72,37 @@
 	if(!(iswizard(src) || (mind && mind.special_role == SPECIAL_ROLE_WIZARD_APPRENTICE))) //Mutations are permanent on non-wizards. Can still be removed by genetics fuckery but not mutadone.
 		dna.default_blocks.Add(GLOB.clumsyblock)
 		dna.default_blocks.Add(GLOB.comicblock)
+
+/// Like bananatouched, but intended to be used for funny one-off scenarios which aren't meant to permanently cripple someone's round.
+/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/bananatouched_harmless()
+	to_chat(src, "<font color='red' size='6'>HONK</font>")
+	Weaken(14 SECONDS)
+	Stuttering(30 SECONDS)
+	do_jitter_animation(30 SECONDS)
+
+	var/obj/item/tank/internal_tank = internal
+	var/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clown_hat/clown_mask = new()
+	var/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/civilian/clown/clown_suit = new()
+	var/obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes/clown_shoes = new()
+	clown_mask.flags |= DROPDEL
+	clown_suit.flags |= DROPDEL
+	clown_shoes.flags |= DROPDEL
+
+	drop_item_to_ground(shoes, force = TRUE)
+	drop_item_to_ground(wear_mask, force = TRUE)
+	drop_item_to_ground(w_uniform, force = TRUE)
+	if(isplasmaman(src))
+		drop_item_to_ground(head, force = TRUE)
+		var/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space/plasmaman/clown/clown_helmet = new()
+		clown_suit = new /obj/item/clothing/under/plasmaman/clown
+		clown_helmet.flags |= DROPDEL
+		clown_suit.flags |= DROPDEL
+		equip_to_slot_if_possible(clown_helmet, ITEM_SLOT_HEAD, TRUE, TRUE)
+	equip_to_slot_if_possible(clown_suit, ITEM_SLOT_JUMPSUIT, TRUE, TRUE)
+	equip_to_slot_if_possible(clown_shoes, ITEM_SLOT_SHOES, TRUE, TRUE)
+	equip_to_slot_if_possible(clown_mask, ITEM_SLOT_MASK, TRUE, TRUE)
+
+	// Re-equips the internal tank if present
+	equip_to_appropriate_slot(internal_tank)
+	internal = internal_tank
+
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/recycler.dm b/code/game/machinery/recycler.dm
index f6a7070cbfa2..0d7c47d3048a 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/recycler.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/recycler.dm
@@ -49,7 +49,10 @@
 	. = ..()
 	. += "<span class='notice'>The power light is [(stat & NOPOWER) ? "<b>off</b>" : "<b>on</b>"]."
 	. += "The operation light is [emergency_mode ? "<b>off</b>. [src] has detected a forbidden object with its sensors, and has shut down temporarily." : "<b>on</b>. [src] is active."]"
-	. += "The safety sensor light is [emagged ? "<b>off</b>!" : "<b>on</b>."]</span>"
+	if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_CMAGGED))
+		. += "The safety sensor light is <font color=red>R</font><font color=green>G</font><font color=blue>B</font>.</span>"
+	else
+		. += "The safety sensor light is [emagged ? "<b>off</b>!" : "<b>on</b>."]</span>"
 	. += "The recycler current accepts items from [dir2text(eat_dir)]."
 
 /obj/machinery/recycler/power_change()
@@ -77,9 +80,23 @@
 	if(default_unfasten_wrench(user, I, time = 6 SECONDS))
 		return TRUE
 
-
+/obj/machinery/recycler/cmag_act(mob/user)
+	if(emagged)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The board is completely fried.</span>")
+		return FALSE
+	if(!HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_CMAGGED))
+		ADD_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_CMAGGED, CLOWN_EMAG)
+		if(emergency_mode)
+			emergency_mode = FALSE
+			update_icon(UPDATE_ICON_STATE)
+		playsound(src, "sparks", 75, TRUE, SHORT_RANGE_SOUND_EXTRARANGE)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You use the jestographic sequencer on [src].</span>")
+		return TRUE
 
 /obj/machinery/recycler/emag_act(mob/user)
+	if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_CMAGGED))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The access panel is coated in yellow ooze...</span>")
+		return FALSE
 	if(!emagged)
 		emagged = TRUE
 		if(emergency_mode)
@@ -127,6 +144,8 @@
 		else if(isliving(AM))
 			if(emagged)
 				crush_living(AM)
+			else if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_CMAGGED))
+				bananafication(AM)
 			else
 				emergency_stop(AM)
 		else if(isitem(AM))
@@ -165,6 +184,15 @@
 	emergency_mode = FALSE
 	update_icon(UPDATE_ICON_STATE)
 
+/obj/machinery/recycler/proc/bananafication(mob/living/L)
+	L.loc = loc
+	if(!iscarbon(L))
+		playsound(loc, 'sound/machines/buzz-sigh.ogg', 50, 0)
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/victim = L
+	playsound(src, 'sound/items/AirHorn.ogg', 100, TRUE, -1)
+	victim.bananatouched_harmless()
+
 /obj/machinery/recycler/proc/crush_living(mob/living/L)
 
 	L.loc = loc