Write a short title for your joke and add it at the top of the jokes list. There are a few simple rules to make this enjoyable for everybody:
- Don't submit offensive, sexual or dark humour jokes.
- Foul language is allowed, but only to add emphasis or in known sentences and without overdoing it.
- Avoid context as much as possible. Leave the joke's essence so that readers can complete it the way they want
- If the joke is too technichal, make sure the title provides the context.
- Keep it as short as possible. Leave just what's necessary.
- Follow this format to make it easy to read:
- Write narration and descriptions in short sentences.
- Write conversations as lists.
- In question and answer jokes, write Q: and A: before their line.
- Have fun!
- The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense
- Q: Want to hear a joke about construction?
- A: I'm still working on it.
- Q: What's brown and sticky?
- A: A stick.
- Q: How do you make holy water?
- A: You boil the hell out of it.
- Q: What is the least spoken language in the world?
- A: Sign language
- Q: What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
- A: “GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS!”
- Q: What has two butts and kills people?
- A: An assassin
- Q: Why did the two peanuts run away from the tough neighborhood at night?
- A: Because one of them was a-salted (assaulted).
- Q: How would you shoot a killer bee?
- A: With a bee bee gun. (BB Gun)